It was only a matter of time. American Idol has become more painful to watch than a novacaine-free root canal.

We cannot help but hunger for something, anything to keep the dream alive… or atleast our attention.

So as the hunger strike ends, let the gluttony begin.

Enter Kevin Johnson.

According to TMZ.com, this attention-starved media whore “has decided that he’s going to binge eat until Sanjaya wins the crown.”

Now, now, I know what your saying. This story is as tired as my grandmother nudging her tennisball-footed walker to the little girl’s room.

I hear you loud and clear and mad props back at’cha. But you gotta give it to Mr. Johnson. He claims his motive to be nothing more than a quest for fame. He lays it out on the level, and is pretty funny to look at while stuffing his face.

And unlike “J’ (aka Fat Ghandi) his video is proof that he not only talks the talk, but walks the walk as well.

Do we even care anymore?

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The hunger strike is over… or did it ever really begin. Jane from myspace (aka Fat Ghandi) has returned to her daily regimen of eating greasy pork sandwiches and Twinkie valu-paks despite Sanjaya Malakar’s presence still gracing the American Idol stage.

I do not know who is more pathetic, you, the show or the people like myself who bought into your bullsh@# publicity stunt.

What disgusts me most is that if anything, you actually put on a few pounds.

I mean for fu#@sake – 16 days without food, it would have done you some good.

What do you think about “Starvation for Sanjaya”?