The Whitest Dark Humor That You’ll Ever See

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When my down-the-hall dorm buddy Allison told me to go google “Hiphopopotamus vs Rhymenoceros” and I came back five minutes or so later in utter hysterics, I knew I’d found a gem. I love me some Flight of the Concords, and if you’re here enough, I’m sure you know I’m not the only one. Still, if someone told me to pick my favorite Internet/TV comedy group, I wouldn’t pick FotC. They’re just not…white enough. Not like the Whitest Kids U’Know.

I stumbled on these guys a good few years back when friend linked me an old favorite, the Hitler Rap (more on that later). I was a fairly loyal fan for a while, checking new skits on their site and even once going to a cramped, out-of-the-way basement show in the city. With their Internet fame raising steadily but surely, it was inevitable that someone high up would trip over their acts and find them hilarious. So WKUK got their spot in the limelight, and they haven’t quite left it yet. They had their own show on Fuse for a while, but a lot of the sketches had to be censored, so they wandered over to IFC, where I believe they still are now. Read More »


Candy Dish: Pig in Boots

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This pig was afraid of dirt (seriously). So someone gave it ADORABLE galoshes.

I would wear these. I would probably sprain my ankle every two steps, but I would wear them.

Linda Hogan is dating a 19-year-old kid. Oh yeah, he’s also her daughter’s CLASSMATE. …and his hair is disturbingly blonde.

Martha! You’re being very suggestive!

Ashanti, and her entire marketing team, are idiots.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is being treated very well by pregnancy

50 Worst Sex Scenes in film history. Watch at your own discretion (but not at work. Totally NSFW)