So, it’s only Tuesday, but we’re already tired and cranky and ready for a nap. We were contemplating coffee for an afternoon pick-me-up, but then we saw this. And it totally did the trick.

We’re feeling instantly better.

This is the latest photo of Heidi Mongtag Pratt on the set of her newest show, “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.” Is her face…melting? I swear it’s melting. Either that, or they have a major makeup budget over at MTV to cover up this hot mess.

Seriously, this is frightening. But not in that “OMG I CAN’T LOOK!” sorta way; more of a “OMG THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLE AND I CAN’T LOOK AWAY” sorta sitch.

I feel so much better about myself right now. Alas, Heidi is finally good for something.

Whenever we need to make a difficult decision, we make a list.

“Gym or TV?”
“Jeans or dress?”
“Save money or buy a new iPhone?”

So when we are constantly faced with the awful decision of which fame whore couple is more fame whorey, we make a list. No, this isn’t Sophie’s choice, but it’s our choice and it’s hard.

Moving on.

This week’s showdown is between two “celebrity” couples that spend their days on the cover of every tabloid on earth. Which couple should have kept the cameras out of their lives? Do we really have to choose?! Read More »