Introducing Condescending Wonka
Memes are more than just pictures with funny words. They’re great procrastination tools, and they can easily brighten your mood almost as quickly as Marcel the Shell. Tons of universities and colleges have their own memes as well.
Adobe Introduces Photoshop CS6 Beta [Download It Here!]
Yesterday, Adobe released an updated version of the favorite product of the internet age – Photoshop. They’ve unveiled the beta version of Photoshop CS6, which includes all the new features that will be available when Photoshop CS6 has its full release within the next few months. The best part of this news is that you can download the beta version of CS6 now!

The Internet Goes On Strike
Yes, you read that headline right. The web is going on strike! What? Crazy, I know. The internet isn’t shutting down completely, don’t worry.
Candy Dish: The Scruffy Don Draper
•Jon Hamm’s new look has us swooning
•Men weigh in on what makes a woman a slut
•Eeeeww: 51 year old ‘Green Mile’ actor marries a 16 year old
•There is now a virtual pregnancy suit for guys
•Emotions that have been invented by the internet
•4 habits you need to adapt this summer
•Heidi Montag emerges in the public eye again
Current Events Cheat Sheet: The Plot Thickens for Japan
As if the devastation from the 9.0-magnitude earthquake and ensuing tsunami weren’t enough, Japan continues to deal with threats from a damaged nuclear power plant. Ready for some numbers that will stop you in your tracks? The current death toll stands at 8,100, 12,000 people remain missing and 452,000 have been displaced. These figures, unfortunately, are on the rise.
Friday Faves: The 6 Most Common Facebook Photos
People can learn a lot about you from your Facebook profile. By considering your favorite movies, pictures, quotes and the things other people write on your wall, it is quite easy to get a good idea of who you are as a person. And knowing that, many of us are extremely careful about what we throw on there.
Duke It Out: Social Media Blackout
Schools all over have been experimenting with social media lately – some of them getting into it and some of them encouraging their students to stay out of it. Now Harrisburg University of Science and Tech are blocking all social media from the school’s network including Facebook, Twitter, Myspace and AIM for a week. They’re not the first school to try a move like this, but my question is, is it right?

Around the Web

No One’s Studying Anymore, Study Says
For every hour a student is in class, he or she should be studying for two. That’s what they say, but is that what you do? The Huffington Post reports that students today are studying drastically less than their predecessors.
WTF Friday: The Newest Dance Craze [VIDEO]
Have you heard of “dick slang,” the newest dance sensation sweeping the nation? No? Well, watch and be all at once fascinated, turned on and disturbed.
The Internet is Making Me Angry: My 5 Online Pet Peeves
While I love the Internet for giving us Facebook, AIM and the ninja way of downloading music without getting caught, there are still some things about going online and the web that I could do without. I’ve noticed that since I’ve been going on the web 24/7 for work and internships, I’ve been getting angry.
The 11 Things You Do In Your 20′s That You’ll Regret When You’re 40
Let’s face it: we all make stupid decisions. Like choosing a fifth over a review session, or bringing that guy home…who stole our iPod in the morning. That’s part of college life… and a big part of what makes it so memorable. But there are some choices that have longer lasting repercussions; things we do now that will haunt us later.
Why Are People Using Formspring?
Formspring in its current form has become a place where people can talk sh*t, and do some completely anonymously. Apparently, once you set up a page on there, you can comment on just about anything without ever having to list who you are. Postings range from actual questions (i.e. the original intentions) to vicious and evil comments (“You’re so fat,” “No one likes you,” “Why are you and your friends so ugly?”). Yeah, it’s bad.

Overheard: The Rumpus Room
(Girls, talking at dinner.)
Girl: Today was horrible.
Girl 2: Yeah?
Girl 1: I had the worst headache. It was so bad, I couldn’t pee.