-
Friday Faves: An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong
I would like to preface this letter by saying that your work has made a large yet incredibly skimpy contribution to my adolescent years. And while I do believe in the nobleness of your cause, I am rather puzzled by the method to the madness of such an invention.
-
Candy Dish: Why Didn’t We Think of That?
• Awesome inventions we wish we thought of first.
• Oh no. Lindsay wouldn’t…right?
• The 10 simplest things guys want.
• Wait…is that Snooki?!
• This is way too much cuteness for one photo shoot.
• A braless bra? Does it work? Find out! -
The Cleavage Caddy: Greatest Invention Of All Time?
Ladies, it’s time to save some moolah to purchase the greatest invention since sliced bread: The Cleavage Caddy!
-
Pop a Bottle…With Your Bikini Bottom
Thanks to the Snuggie and its family of unnecessary-but-ridiculously-popular-useless-items, get rich quick schemes are appearing everywhere. Potheads in dorm rooms all over the country swear that their invention is the “next big thing” and have no idea how the country has functioned thus far without the “Condomizer 3000” which dispenses condoms 1 at a time like PEZ.
-
WTF Friday: The Perfect Fit Button
When I first saw this commercial (while drunk eating last Saturday at 4am) I was appalled.
“WTF?” I screamed, spitting a chunk of cheese onto my rug. “What kind of country do we live in where we need an invention to make our pants bigger to fit our fat asses?” -
The Toilet Seat Scale… Seriously.
Disclaimer: This article is about a toilet seat scale. I’m going to get pretty mother-ef…
-
An Open Letter to the Inventor of the Thong
Dear Mr. Thong Inventor,
I would like to preface this letter by saying that your work has made a la… -
New Sex Toy For the People Who Don’t Need It
There is a God!
Or, that’s what I would be saying if I was a dude upon learning about rubbot.… -
Presenting the Automatic TP Dispenser
Public bathrooms are gross. I am not some freakish germaphobe, but even I realize that sharing a…
Bus Driver Fighting Goes Viral
Signs You've Been Friend Zoned
Should You and Your BF Move In Together?
You've Dated the Men of Sex & the City
Hotter Oral Sex
Which Celeb's Boobs Hung Onto Dear Life?
Signs You've Been Dating in NYC Too Long
Drake vs. Chris Brown. OKAY.
Legendary Celeb Penises
The Perfect Celeb Pony Tail
Watch Miss Utah Self Destruct
Is Your Guy Immature?
Hottest New Dads of Hollywood
FOLLOW CC