The claws are off for Gwyneth and Scarlett. Rawr!

You snooze, you lose….weight.

T.I.’s road to redemption a whole lot shorter than expected.

The Snuggie alternatives.

A look we’re totally loving.

Speaking of fantasies, RDJ just admitted to Now Magazine that he used to be a compulsive masturbator!  Which is really pretty strange!  [Our exclamation points are because we don't know how to process this information!]

“I was a compulsive, serial masturbator, but it was the best thing I could have been. I utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth.” 

Hmm.   Awkward.  Downy goes on to say this:

“[masturbating] no longer a motivating factor for me. My union with [my wife] is sacred. Almost always, guys want to get laid. They have a girlfriend, they want to f*ck her friend. But I’m not that guy.”

Good to know that he don’t want to eff his wife’s friends.  Also good to know that he believes marriage is sacred.  Weird to know that he used to tug it all the time.

Some people enjoy sharing, I guess.

It’s that time of the week where new music and new DVD releases hit the shelves of your local Best Buy and Target! In the mist of all this financial mess, don’t be afraid to treat yourself to a new movie or CD (or just download them from iTunes).

There are quite of few new DVD releases coming out today, but only the hilarious Forgetting Sarah Marshall and the action packed Iron Man matter.

The new music releases are a different story, depending on what kind of music you like. The list of new albums is as follows:

T.I. – Paper Trail

Amon Amarth – Twilight of the Thunder God

Anberlin – New Surrender

Bayside – Shudder

Flecktones – Jingle All the Way

Ben Folds – Way To Normal

Jack’s Mannequin – The Glass Passenger

Polysics – We Ate The Machine

Porter Batiste Stoltz – MOODOO

Pete Seeger – At 89

T-Pain – Thr33 Ringz

Connie Talbot – Over the Rainbow

James Taylor – Covers 

Well, there you have it, all the new music and DVD you can handle for the week! Let me know if there is any indie music/movies being released that’s not on the list…

What DVD or CD are you going to purchases this week?

I blame Carrie Bradshaw for this

I never thought I’d say this: I feel bad for Brooke Hogan

Rev Jesse Jackson has got a few words for Obama–and they ain’t pretty!

And another Jackson just ain’t pretty at all

Similarly, Bridgette Nielson wants to get back into Playboy

Iron Man’s new role: Sherlock Holmes

You’re suppoed to take long walks–not romps–on the beach

6th grade Orchestra Camp has never looked so good

Finally, reality TV gets real: Dating on Demand

I now dub today: National Guido Appreciation Day

Yeah.  This is really going to help us grow closer as a Nation

Michael Jackson…and his kids…do weird sh*t

When my girlfriend asked me on Friday night if I wanted to see Prom Night or Iron Man, I had to seriously wonder if she was kidding. Iron Man was one of the very few comics that I read as a kid, and I was so outrageously excited about the movie that I had seen just about every trailer and read just about every tidbit regarding the movie.

Terrified of another Fantastic Four flop, I checked all of the review sites I could, and everyone was full of praise. So, sneaking all kinds of snack food in our bags, we walked into the theater hoping for the best.

God, did I ever get it.

Iron Man is not only a good movie for a Marvel movie, but it’s a good movie in general. I was already familiar with the story, so the beginning seemed to go pretty quickly for me, though I’ve heard that it dragged for a few people. But Iron Man fans will not be disappointed, cuz I sure as heck wasn’t. It never drags, like a good action film should (or shouldn’t, I guess). Stark is a pompous, egotistical, alcoholic genius, and though they could have turned it up a bit to make it a bit more true to character, I still wanted to do things to Robert Downey Jr. that would have seriously pushed the rating of the movie up to NC-17.

And maybe it’s because I wanted so much more so badly, but the movie seemed rushed to me. I’d love to see the uncut version, because I’m sure there are things that were cut out. I also have to go back to see it again, because there is an ending after the credits I did not see. Iron Man fans will be very very happy to see it. And with over $100 million raked in during opening weekend, I can’t help but feel like someone else out there agrees.

One final note: watch Iron Mans‘ take off and landing pose. Seriously, if you have no interest in the movie, go to a matinée just to see the pose. Cracks me the f*ck up every time.

Iron Man is unstoppable!

Simon Pegg entertains me far, far too much

Harriet the Spy is back, baby

And look, so is Tom Cruise on Oprah

TMZ officially ranks as “legit news”

50 funniest movie scenes ever

Because Diddy’s ego hadn’t been inflated today…

Meanwhile, Kanye’s ego is OUT OF CONTROL

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