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WTF Friday: Isabella Rossellini Is Freaking Us Out

May 15, 2009 - 1:00 pm By CC Staff

I would understand this more if my hippie stoner high school biology teacher were starring in this video, but Isabella Rossellini? For real? I don’t understand. Why? WTF, Isabella?!

Green Porno: The Worst Thing To Happen To Porn, The Best Thing To Happen To The Sundance Channel

June 1, 2008 - 5:00 pm By Sara - NYU

isabella fly I almost fell out of my seat when a friend told me about Green Porno.

It’s a series of extremely short films about the sex lives of insects, spiders, and snails.

Not convinced? It stars Isabella Rossellini, one of my favorite celebrities of all time.

Isabella is doing famous mom Ingrid Bergman proud, and I’m totally not being facetious. In Green Porno (in which Rossellini is the only performer and co-director), our adorable star dresses up as various slimy creatures and shows how they do the nasty.

But, my God, is it cute! My personal favorite is “Bee.” Seriously, I hate bugs, but this is a must see.

Except, um, maybe not before sex. It’s funny, not hot. Unless you’re a serious perv. And then, by all means, bugger away.