• You’re Fired. Isaiah Washington will not be returning to ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy. (yahoo)

• Judge orders Paris back to court. Is she heading back to the clink? (TMZ)

• Dina Lohan proves she is a good mother by visiting Lindsay in rehab after only 10 days. (bestweekever)

• Ashlee Simpson gives Pete Wentz his birthday present in the bathroom of his bar. (page six)

(Warning: If you’ve TiVoed the season finale of Grey’s Anatomy and for some reason haven’t gotten around to watching it, and haven’t been reading magazines lately, or watching TV, don’t continue reading. Spoilers ahead. For all of you slow people)

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