While you acquired the Freshman 15, this dude became Mayor. No, like, a real one.
The Flight of the Concords would like a minute of your time, ladies
What if Ashlee and Pete hired Winehouse and Doherty to sing at their wedding?
Some deep thoughts from Jack Handey, via CollegeHumor
Coming soon: My Not-So-Sweet 16 (both horrifying and awesome)
Top six fantasy guys–NOT the Village People
John Edwards’ hair is finally back–and supporting Obama
Angelina Jolie shows some personality, admits she’s having twins
How to Screw Up the First Date
Why Jennifer Lawrence is the Coolest Actress Ever
Men in Black Take on The Avengers
Jeopardy Without Trebek?!
Stop Sleeping With Your Ex!
