Things We Wouldn’t Suggest Hiding in Your Underwear

The “underwear bomber” was sentenced to life in prison on Thursday. We’re glad that no one was harmed in his attempted attack, and that justice was served. But we just have to say – he hid the bomb in his underwear? Ouch! Your undergarments are not a great place to store things. Here’s our list of 8 more things we don’t suggest ever hiding in your underwear.

Gossip Cheat Sheet: Lindsay’s Going To Jail, Finally

Shizz went down this week: Biebs has a tat, Miley is still a bird, and George Lopez cheated on his wife (the same wife who GAVE HIM HER KIDNEY) with some hookers. You know, just another week. Anyway, while it pains me that I know so much about the lives of these people, I’m happy to report the deets for all of you. I really am a martyr.

LiLo Going to Jail?!

Well, Lindsay Lohan is at it again… or is she? Following her DUI in August 2007, Lohan was ordered to attend alcohol education classes weekly. Now, in violation of her probation, it is reported that she has been attending every 21 days instead. A court hearing set for May 20 will determine if she will have to serve jail time because of the violation. The sad part is: this time, she didn’t actually do anything.

Should We Be Jailed for Dumb Decisions?

A 14-year-old New Jersey girl was arrested after posting nude pictures of herself on her Myspace profile in an attempt to tease her boyfriend. The charge? Distributing child pornography. Three Pennsylvania teens face similar charges after sending some seriously dirty texts. Yikes!

Candy Dish: Who’s Going to Bonnaroo?

Phish and Bruce are headed there…along with lots and lots of hippies in no shoes.
(Former…

CollegeCandy’s Celebrity Mugshot Hall of Fame

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Candy Dish: Why Is Kim Kardashian Famous?

Kim Kardashian addresses life’s biggest issues….on video.
Splenda may kill you…

Candy Dish: “The Dark Knight” is upon us

“The Dark Knight” is upon us! WHO ELSE IS FREAKING OUT?!
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The Trials and Tribulations of R. Kelly

Hey, remember Trapped in the Closet? You know, R. Kelly’s AMAZING twenty-three part R&B so…

Nick Hogan Doesn’t Think Jail is That Much Fun

Jail isn’t fun. In fact, jail is pretty miserable. I know, I know, you don’t believ…

Reefer Madness 101: Oaksterdam University

Weed has a really schizophrenic status in American culture. Pretty much everyone’s tri…

Hot Purse-suit: Accessorize Like the Stars

• Katherine Heigl’s sunglasses… Hayden Panettiere’s Maxene boots̷…

Nicole Richie; Unborn Child Get 4 Days in Jail

It looks as though the gossip gods were smiling down on this week because as we start the weekend t…

Is It All Over For Lindsay?

The only reason I hesitate to proclaim LL’s career completely dead is because comebacks are so b…

Paris Hilton Bores America And Anderson Cooper

A nation yawned simultaneously for a full hour yesterday as Paris Hilton made her first public a…

The Emancipation of Paris

Wow, time really does fly when you’re having fun! I feel like it was just yesterday that Pa…