James Blunt. Love him or hate him, he certainly knows how to do two things: 1) bed hot models, and 2) write love songs that get said hot models to want to jump into said bed.

Live From Abbey Road, a show that begins its second season on Thursday, June 19th at 10pm E/P on the Sundance Channel, wants to give you a chance to do more than just see James Blunt (and a BUNCH of other awesome artists) in an intimate performance at a legendary setting — they want to give you a chance to WIN stuff. Win stuff while evoking the oh-so-heartfelt spirit of Blunt himself.

In honor of this new show (which features “36 top artists in 1 legendary setting” … awesome), we at CC have teamed up with the promoters of Live From Abbey Road and have decided to give away a cool-ass gift bag worth $180. How does a fateful reader such as yourself win such a bag? Well, originally you did it by  writing a love letter using only Blunt lyrics, but it seems that you  ladies aren’t that into love letters. It’s ok; we like it better when the boys write them for us, too. Read More »

What is it about musicians?

As I write this, I’m sitting in a tiny room, surrounded by instruments and coffee cups and crumpled paper a few people practicing for an upcoming show. I’m here because I have to be—an end of the school year stage managing gig—but now that a few of the dudes in this place have opened up their mouths and started singing, I no longer mind the cramped space and the fact that every time someone opens the door they slam me and my chair and my left arm. Really fucking hard.

The boys in question, singing in perfect harmony as I put these words down, are not exactly the hottest things I’ve ever seen. I mean, they’re not bad. One of them is actually a little bit famous, but it’s not because of his slightly nondescript face and strange habit of squinting whenever he hits high notes.

It’s because he’s a musician.

It’s the Musician Factor. Read More »

Yes, the rumors are true and here are the pictures to prove it. According to Hollywoodbackwash.com, in addition to Ms. Lohan’s love for the White Lady, she is reportedly quite accomplished in the art of Star F@#$ing. Shortly after these pictures were taken, Lindsay is said to have rattled off a list of her Hollywood sexual conquests that include James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. So many boys, so many drugs, so little time… to blow them all. It is a shame acting is not an excessive habit for the young starlet. If it were, she just might be good at it.

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When Lindsay Lohan said rehab, what she really meant was a few weeks to rest up so I can party even harder.

According to everyone’s favorite gossip whore, Lindsay Lohan was recently caught—on tape—celebrating St. Coke’s Day in a bathroom stall at Teddy’s nightclub in Hollywood’s Roosevelt Hotel.

The person who taped Lohan doing things such as shoving a finger up a friend’s nose to help her snort a few bumps is an alleged “friend” who is worried Lohan’s ways are going to buy her a one way ticket to that movie theater in the sky. The “friend” leaked the video to the press “So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can’t lie about it to herself or anyone else.” Read More »

Um…does anyone have a barf bag? And an answer for why one of the ugliest, whiniest dudes in music might be the newest squeeze of Ms. Lohan?

According to this story, Lindsay Lohan and James Blunt were recently seen getting all touchy feely in a club and then leaving together. The article says everyone’s favorite AAer was seen “trying to hide from onlookers under her coat” as she exited the club with the skinny weirdo. Hell, I’d want to hide under my coat if he was on my arm too. Girl probably just wanted a booty call and took anyone who happened to be within reach. I mean, we’ve all had that less-than-attractive-hook-up. Unfortunately, cameras were flashing during Ms. Lindsay’s.

How on earth does this man get play? He weighs about three pounds, is as pale as my inner thigh, and looks about as manly as the 10-year-old I used to babysit who liked to wear his hair in pigtails. Plus, that voice. That horrible, horrible voice. He’s made a career out of bitching and moaning. Read More »