• I’m Torn: America’s Next Top Model

    I’m Torn: America’s Next Top Model

    I used to love ANTM. Ever since 2003, thanks to the CW, and the countless marathons on VH1 and MTV, I’ve been obsessed with all things Top Model. I remember Shandi’s “Shanthrax” t-shirts, drunk Brittany, Nicole being a crybaby, crazy-ass Jade… and literally screaming at my TV when Whitney was crowned Top Model of cycle 10.

  • 10 Things Old Ladies SHOULDN’T Be Doing

    10 Things Old Ladies SHOULDN’T Be Doing

    Meet Elizabeth Adeney: she’s a successful business woman in her mid-60s, working and living in Britain. Ms. Adeney is a divorcee and well respected by her friends and associates, so one must ask, “What makes her special?” Well folks, she’s preggers.

  • All Hail, America’s Next Top Model

    All Hail, America’s Next Top Model

    I work in a an office full of Top Model Enthusiasts, a.k.a, a rare breed totally obsessed with Ame…