Candy Dish: Taylor Lautner’s a Michigan Fan

Hey there, hot stuff.

And other facts he shared with Jay Leno.

The 10 most obvious reality show one-liners.

Winehouse hospitalized. Not surprising, really.

Beyonce loves the sequins!

How to rock the oversized flannel.

Ew, Michael Lohan, EW!

Candy Dish: The Bachelor Can’t Stop Crying

jason-mesnick-the-bachelor.jpgThe dude is hot, but he can’t make up his mind!

Happy Square Root Day! Let’s party like it’s 3/3/09!

Accomplish more by working at your peak times.

Kanye’s new GF needs a bit of fashion help.

And he needs to stop defending Chris Brown.

How was Jimmy Fallon’s first night on late night?

The top 5 Facebook privacy settings for every college student.

So, Lindsay officially going to convert for Sam?

The strangest college classes in the country.

The best beauty deals are in….the men’s aisle?

How does Aniston maintain that slamming body? Dog treats.

How do clarifying shampoos work?

We heart school spirit.

March Madnesssss!

drseuss-final.jpgMarch is here! More importantly, Spring Break is here!!! And even though most of us can’t wait to get off campus and onto the beach, there are a couple more reasons why I love this month of March.

1) Red Cross Month

Obama’s Presidential Proclamation last Friday marked the 66th time March has been declared Red Cross Month, and in honor of it, the American Red Cross will launch the first national Change A Life contest, running from March 2-16 (so enter now!) Just go to RedCross.org and share your story of how the Red Cross has changed your life or someone else’s life, and you could win a trip for two to Washington D.C. to join Keith Urban on his Escape Together world tour concert!

2) Rebounding

In celebration of Red Cross Month, I’m going to introduce you to a new form of the rebound – not just for sex, basketball, or even the emotional one anymore. I’m talking about the heart-healthy, original pure form of the rebound: on a trampoline. It’s quoted by NASA as “the most efficient and effective exercise yet devised by man,” and you can do it at home whilst watching TV! Unlike jogging, which for many people can cause stress on the joints, rebounding is a zero-impact exercise and is suitable for all ages and abilities. Read More »

Candy Dish: A Presidential Lunch Date

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I had cold pizza for lunch. Alone. Barack Obama’s lunch was a little more exciting.

What does Brad Pitt have to say about Jennifer?

Uh oh. Another Salmonella outbreak…

Why do we love the bad boys?

Obama chooses Chief Performance Officer.

Biggest Loser Michelle is engaged. What? He didn’t love her before she lost all the weight?

Lily Vanderwoodson (Ok, Kelly Rutherford) is headed to Splitsville.

Better get the Nair ready – short shorts are coming!

Isla Fisher looking fantastic on cover of In Style.

Howard Stern vs. Jay Leno: The Battle is On.

Candy Dish: All I Want for Christmas is Jews

Seven Pounds premiere was just full of beautiful people.

Student political party promises more sex.

Need some help with tuition? Get a sponsor!

Biggest fashion Do’s and Don’ts of 2008

Everyone’s dropping out of Fashion Week.

Still looking for the perfect gift? How about ScarJo’s snot??

We covet Bobbi Brown’s new party collection.

December break is here. Time to recharge!

In case you were wondering, a breakdown explaining why Robert Pattinson is so hot. (“Cuz he just is” wasn’t good enough.)

Candy Dish: Elizabeth Frisinger Is In Big Trouble!

text.jpgWoops! Meant to send that text to a friend, did we?

Looks like Mr. Jackson Jr. tried to buy his way into the Senate.

Wanna shed some weight? Try some slivers.

Katie Perry gets drunk, performs. Awkwardness ensues.

Navigate the holidays alone.

P Diddy’s anti-foot fetish.

11 tips for scoring at thrift stores.

Are Nate and J. Humph makin’ out for realz?

Blackberry’s got nothing on the iPhone.

Why one gay will not participate in a Day Without Gays.

The best lipgloss for ringing in ‘09.

Buddy the Elf...gone bad.

Mississippi State’s got a new head coach.

Candy Dish: Jay Leno Gets An Earlier Bedtime

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Catch Jay Leno at 10 pm…every weeknight.

Gmail: now with to-do lists!

Homegirl lights her cheating husband’s junk on fire.

Clay Aiken kissed a boy, and he liked it.

Brrrr, it’s cold out there! Stay beautiful in the winter with these tips.

Want equal rights? Call in “gay” to work tomorrow.

Bah humbug about Hanukkah? We feel you.

Take criticism gracefully.

Everyone loves LiLo’s leggings.

Whoops! An NFL wardrobe malfunction.

Candy Dish: Anand Jon Goes Out Of Style And Into The Slammer

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Life in prison for this fashionable felon.

President-Elect Obama loves YouTube!

Paula might be leaving American Idol.

Is Kim Kardashian really engaged?

Hulk Hogan & Co. are a bunch of douches.

Anderson Cooper watches Real Housewives of Atlanta.

ESPN is stereotyping your school.

Makeup trends for the holiday season.

It’s a hard-knock life for your RA.

The idiot’s guide to networking.

Candy Dish: Sperm Needed, Batman in Trouble

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Warner Bros. is going to be sued by Batman.

Calling all men! Hurry, we need your sperm!

McCain hip and cool on The Tonight Show.

Paula Abdul now has no more fans.

Fashion trends are always improving. Winter ‘08 is no different.

Does Lindsay Lohan really like Obama? Or is that just a front?

Clutches are to die for. The new Bond Girl has risked her life for sexiness.

Warner Bros. is going to be sued by Batman.

Cosmo has the scoop on noteworthy sex trends.

Gmail is rocking my world, again.

Obama in the name of love.

Candy Dish: Madonna and JT = Hot

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OMFG!!! Madonna and JT are HOT in her new video

Mariah trumps The King

Oh hey, Jamie Lynn Spears is still pregnant

When I think gold lamé leggings, I think Woody Allen

McDreamy for McAvon

Hillary is f*cking Obama

Heidi Montag is, like, totally a feminist hero

Dita Von Teese: former hardcore porn star, blonde

Leno apologizes over gay remarks

Science explains what therapy doesn’t: mama’s boys