• One Million Moms, Get Over It: Ellen Degeneres For JCPenney [Video]

    One Million Moms, Get Over It: Ellen Degeneres For JCPenney [Video]

    Proposition 8 was overturned, and now we have to see that lesbian comedienne Ellen Degeneres as the new face of JCPenney? Where on EARTH will I shop now? Ladies, we’ve got to do something about this. Let’s protest that crazy talk show host so that her homosexuality doesn’t taint all our kids’ back-to-school clothes and our Christmas shopping.

  • Surprisingly Cute: JCPenney

    Surprisingly Cute: JCPenney

    I’m not going to lie, I don’t often shop at JCPenney. Because, well, I’ve always sort of seen JCPenney as Macy’s less cool, less interesting younger sibling. I’ve seen some cute stuff in their windows as I pass them by on occasion but nothing that ever made me think, I need to go in there. And their clothes are cheaper, yes, and the they’re not all bad, but finding the cute ones just seemed like a lot of work.

  • Olsenboye: Mary Kate and Ashley’s Failed Attempt at Budget Fashion

    Olsenboye: Mary Kate and Ashley’s Failed Attempt at Budget Fashion

    If I could raid any two celebrity closets, it would have to be Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s. (Actually, they probably share a closet so I guess I would only need to sneak into one, right?) Oversized sweaters (on top of more oversized sweaters), heavy rings that weigh down their fingers (all ten of them), the highest Louboutin heels and the brightest red lipstick.