Jennifer Aniston rocked some serious side-boob at the 18th Anniversary Elle Awards this week. She wore a plunging silver Kaufman Franco dress, shortened from the Fall 2011 catwalk, ditching her usual black ensembles. She paired it with Balenciaga sandals, a silver Ferragarno clutch and Fred Leighton earrings. She kept her usual beachy waves and simple makeup.

This dress is simply stunning. Yeah, it’s a lot of skin to be showing, but heck, if I look that good at 42 I think I’d be rocking the super-short length and plunging neckline too. However, I don’t think the actual shape of the dress is that flattering. It’s kind of loose around the middle and doesn’t flatter her entire yoga-toned bod, but I think with that cleavage and those legs, no-one is looking at her middle!

I really love the colour, it’s so flattering on her olive skin, and I love the fact that it’s so sparkly. So festive! I’m glad it has long sleeves which I think balances out all the leg. I love the almost-matching shoes and clutch which manage to complement the look without lookin too matchy-matchy.

Overall, I think this dress could look hideous, but Jennifer being Jennifer, she really pulls this one off.

But what do you think- hot or hot mess?

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This summer is already tossing out looks fit for review by the Olympic judges. Just take a look at what our favorite ladies of Hollywood decided to rock to the MTV Movie Awards this past weekend. From leopard to tribal, prints seemed to be the theme of Sunday night and while our eyes were zigging and zagging to take it all in, there were definitely those who could pull off a bolder statement, while others…well, take a look for yourself (ahem, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley).

If you’re in the mood for a guessing game, see if you can figure out who these amazing (and amazingly appalling) beach bods belong to. Small Huge hint: Ice T’s got his, erm, hands full with wife Coco.

And if you’re looking for the one leading lady who never seems to disappoint, unless you’re Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston rocked the perfect LBD to accept her award as Spike TV’s “Decade of Hotness.” Proving the basics are always sexy, a tan and toned Aniston kinda makes me want to take my judgy butt to the gym for an extra sesh of crunches and lunges. Maybe one day I’ll have a set of oversize gold antlers to commemorate my contributions to men’s fantasies. Dare to dream…

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Maybe it’s because I’m done with finals and I have nothing to worry about. Maybe it’s because all of my favorite TV shows are going on hiatus. Maybe it’s because I zoomed through my blogs too quickly this week, but I have to say, I’ve come to a sad realization.

Celebrity scandal is dead.

Think about it. There has been absolutely nothing of interest going on in the world of celebs these past few weeks. Why is Hollywood so quiet? Even Charlie Sheen has been MIA.  Has it finally happened? Has Hollywood finally imploded? Has the well gone dry? Have they run out of stupid things to do? For my sanity, I hope not. Celebs, I beg of you, please continue to entertain me with stories of your crazy.

Please?

Sigh.

Maye a little inspiration will help. Let’s remember some of the greatest celebrity scandals of our time.

Britney Spears. Lindsay Lohan (now simply known as ‘Lindsay’). Michael Jackson. Tom Cruise. There have been some pretty major meltdowns before Charlie and there will be some pretty major meltdowns after him. But who will be meltdowning? Well, I’m glad you asked. Because that’s just what this week’s Weekly Ten is trying to predict.

Let’s have a look.

10. Rebecca Black. Honestly, I barely even know who this girl is. But her name is all over Twitter and apparently she’s the new Justin Bieber? Or the most hated Tween in the world? Whatever. It’s only a matter of time before this young soon-to-be-celeb melts down.

9. PINK. She’s on here only because of a recent tweet she posted after Cristina was arrested. “Out of Myself, Britney and Christina — didn’t everyone think I was gonna be the troublemaker? LOOK MA!!! NO CUFFS!” Funny, Pink. Very Funny.  I was amused. But don’t count your crazy chickens before they’ve hatched.

8. Justin Timberlake. Justin seems like a pretty stable guy. He’s funny, a decent actor, and a hell of a singer. But he’s also single for the first time in months. And having that many girls after him is bound to lead to a mental breakdown or two.

7. Taylor Swift. T.Swift plays the sweet and innocent card really, really well. But after her last album, we all know the deal. Those songs she writes in response to the boys that broke her heart? Her all out attack on Camilla Belle in “Better Than Revenge”? If something doesn’t go her way and she’s not set to release a new album anytime soon, you know it’s meltdown city.

6. Justin Bieber. He’s a young, successful, relatively cute teen heartthrob dating another young, successful, relatively cute teen heartthrob. This can only end one way.

5. Jennifer Aniston. This poor girl just can’t seem to keep a boyfriend. Brad Pitt. Vince Vaughn. John Mayer. There’s only so many bad movies and bad relationships a girl can take before she starts to break down. I know she cut her hair recently, but let’s hope she doesn’t pull a Britney anytime soon, you know?

4. Ronnie. It’s coming. And it’s fueled by protein powder and Jager. Watch out, Seaside!

3.  Usher. Apparently there’s a sex tape going around of Usher and his ex-wife. And apparently the release of such a sex tape may or may not lead to some very unflattering realizations about Usher. If that doesn’t lead to a meltdown, what will?

2. Brad Womack. Here’s the thing. I’ve never been a fan of this guy to begin with. And not because he crushed poor Deanna’s heart; mostly because he has no personality whatsoever and is a really big bore. But even I had hope that maybe, just maybe, he had found love. That is until sweet little Emily tore his heart out. Then I felt bad for him. And now, well, now I’m wondering when exactly Brad is going to snap. Or, as his family puts it, when we’ll all “wake the bear.”

1. Miley Cyrus. Miley’s meltdown is a long time coming. We’ve been waiting for it ever since her Disney days of Hannah Montana. We’ve had scandalous photo shoots, scantily clad outfits, mouthing off to the media, and now parental alienation. Miley is one bad romantic relationship away from a meltdown. And I think we’re all just waiting for it to happen.

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[A big thank you to Carlee, a CollegeCandy fan, for sharing her favorite post with us! Let's hope we can all learn something from this....]