How much does the dragon tattoo cost?

J. Lo keeps cozy with her boy toy

How do you tell your guy he sucks at oral…?

Darren Criss comes to Broadway!

David Beckham is making underwear for H&M

10 TV casts we’d love to see reunite

7 Things you should never say at the gym

Jason Wu is coming to Target!

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Demi says adieu to Ashton

The different men in J. Lo’s life

Awww….the Olsens discover planking

Despite losing, Ryan Gosling did learn from the best

Why do men cheat down?

The Fanning sisters take over W Magazine

The Sally Hansen Nail Strips get festive for the holidays!

Why it pays to be single for the holidays

The Lindsay Lohan time warp will make you sad

Kate Winslet gets the wax treatment…and it’s not bad!

Saving our favorite TV stars from bad shows

Choosing the right fragrance for your personality

Rihanna gets candid on vacay

So that’s how J. Lo’s hair stays so shiny

Bring it On….the musical???!!!

We love DILFs

Shakira get a star on the Walk of Fame

I really don’t think Jennifer Lopez has aged at all in the last 15 years. It’s absolutely phenomenal. I’m pretty sure she could still show up to an award show in a dress like this and absolutely make everyone else comparatively speaking look like hideous trolls. She must exfoliate with diamonds and the blood of dolphins.

Alas, the rest of the magazine wasn’t nearly as festive as J.Lo or her boobs. It’s, of course, holiday themed, and I don’t know about you, but when I think of holidays I think of stress, excessive consumerism, disappointments, and drama. So yes, I’m a total Grinch. All of these articles making it sound like a perfect holiday season is actually attainable just made me cranky and cynical.

What also made me cranky? Glamour got a dude (a writer from The Daily Show) to respond to readers’ inquiries as to why men do what they do, and I think most of his answers are sugarcoated and avoid the root of the problem. Read More »

Love lessons from the Jersey Shore

How to be a guy’s girl without losing your fembot side

See, even celebs know how to stay close with exes

Does konad nail stamping actually work?

J. Lo wear spanx!

Disney Princess voice actors unite, fulfilling our childhood dreams

Miley’s gonna be an aunt!

The benefit of unemployment: catching up on daytime tv!

Alexander Skarsgard stays cool and sexy on set

Everything you need to know before getting a tattoo

What would it look like if some celebrities apologized for their misdemeanors

Who do you prefer: Megan Fox or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley?

Even Selena Gomez gets star struck when meeting Shia LaBeouf

The dress/skirt/shirt combo from American Apparel we’re lusting after

Would you wear flat espadrilles?

Awwwwwww: the cat DJ

Lady Gaga finally responds to charity lawsuit

Rihanna’s crazy performance at the Staples Center

The unending debate: over or under for toilet paper??

Is J. Lo getting replaced on ‘American Idol’?

What does your favorite 1980′s sitcom say about you?

Meet the newest Candie’s girl

How the royal couple will spend their time in the states

Why Emma Roberts is the Emma you should pay attention to

How to pull off chevron stripes

Female celebs rocking the au natural look

Is J. Lo thinking about leaving ‘American Idol’?

Sesame Street characters as Zombies!

Best TV Dads through the decades

Uh oh: Crystal Harris is in the wedding issue of Playboy

Attention, ladies. I’ve got big news.

Reese Witherspoon is launching her own fragrance.

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Okay. So I guess the news wasn’t really that big of a deal after all. I mean, what celebrity doesn’t have a fragrance these days? No, really, what celebrity doesn’t? Reese Witherspoon is actually the 465th celebrity to ever do this. That’s a lot of celebrities and definitely a lot of scents, which has gotten me thinking: How exactly do they create these scents? What are the ingredients? They must be relevant to the celebs themselves, right? You know, to set them apart. Well, if that’s the case I’ve got a few ideas on what must be in each of them.

What would be in your signature scent?

[Welcome to Celebrity Chic on the Cheap, where our style guru takes a celebrity look and breaks it down for you, our poor college fashionista. What does that mean? It means that while the celebrities (or faux-lebrities, like Kimmy K) are spending $5,000 and more on an ensemble, you an spend way less...and save the rest for Margarita Mondays.]

Jennifer Lopez has been one of my style icons for over a decade. As a supremely awkward adolescent girl, I used to watch her music videos and drool over her sexy, trendy, totally stunning outfits that she wore with the kind of confidence that I continue to marvel at to this day. After marriage, two kids, and a few colossally embarrassing career moves (Bennifer, anyone?), J Lo still oozes pure, unadulterated diva swagger. And I absolutely love her for it.

Recently, she showed up to an American Idol party dressed in a schoolgirl inspired outfit, abs bared and all. Had anyone else done this, everyone (myself included), would have written it off as another tacky crime against all things fashionable and chic. Yet somehow, when I saw this 41-year-old mother in this pretty blatantly ridiculous ensemble, I saw a regulation hottie wearing a really cool, funky, edgy outfit. Read More »

Can I get some Red Bull up in here? I’m majorly struggling right now. It’s like the crash that comes after eating a bag of Sour Patch Kids, only instead of sugar I was hopped up on sequins and cleavage and Brad Pitt’s sunglasses.

Yes, you know I’m talking about the glamour that was the Golden Globe’s Red Carpet.

Of course there are always lots of entertaining moments in the award show itself (Ricky Gervais was hosting, after all), but like most ladies with an eye for fashion, the true highlight of the show comes before it even starts. And last night’s show before the show did not disappoint. From the stunning shoes (I’m looking at your hidden feet, Olivia Wilde!) to the bright hues (word to your mother, Angelina) to the style doo doos (how else do you describe Christina Aguilera’s ‘fit?), the 2011 Golden Globes red carpet had me on the edge of my futon.

So after 3 hours of acceptance speeches during which I did some careful consideration (and drank a few glasses of Franzia), I bring you the best dressed, worst dressed, most WTF dressed and, just for fun, the sexiest men of the 2011 Golden Globes.

Enjoy. Read More »