Did you know that there is a Wikipedia entry for “celebrity sex tapes”? Well, there is. There are actually so many celeb sex tapes that there is an entry on Wikipedia explaining what a celeb sex tape is and the strange ways that sex tapes have made people more famous. And while stars like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian managed to use their sex tapes to extend their 15 minutes of fame, there are countless B, C and D-list celebs whose amateur videos earned nothing more than a “WTF?!” Here are 18 celebs who have not-so-secret sex tapes.

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Alas, the rest of the magazine wasn’t nearly as festive as J.Lo or her boobs. It’s, of course, holiday themed, and I don’t know about you, but when I think of holidays I think of stress, excessive consumerism, disappointments, and drama. So yes, I’m a total Grinch. All of these articles making it sound like a perfect holiday season is actually attainable just made me cranky and cynical.

What also made me cranky? Glamour got a dude (a writer from The Daily Show) to respond to readers’ inquiries as to why men do what they do, and I think most of his answers are sugarcoated and avoid the root of the problem.

Glamour says: Men say they want space when they wish to return to a time when they had no responsibility for someone’s life or happiness but their own.
Jasmine says: Basically, it means “I don’t like you, and have no interest in pursuing a future with you.”

Glamour says: Men don’t like it when you show interest because it makes them feel like they’re obligated to you.
Jasmine says:  Men who are all over you when you’re busy but then disappear as soon as you’re available like to play games and derive enjoyment from knowing they have “power.” As soon as you assert yourself, they run away like the insecure losers that they are.

Glamour says: Your ex-boyfriends stay in contact with you because they want you to still have a favorable impression.
Jasmine says: In essence, they still want to keep you as a potential hookup option, but they don’t actually want to go through the work of respecting you, being there for you, or having any kind of obligation to you as a person.

Glamour says: Men pretend they don’t like you when their friends are around because they don’t want to appear whipped.
Jasmine says: Or because they’re assholes.

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Attention, ladies. I’ve got big news.

Reese Witherspoon is launching her own fragrance.

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Okay. So I guess the news wasn’t really that big of a deal after all. I mean, what celebrity doesn’t have a fragrance these days? No, really, what celebrity doesn’t? Reese Witherspoon is actually the 465th celebrity to ever do this. That’s a lot of celebrities and definitely a lot of scents, which has gotten me thinking: How exactly do they create these scents? What are the ingredients? They must be relevant to the celebs themselves, right? You know, to set them apart. Well, if that’s the case I’ve got a few ideas on what must be in each of them.

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Jennifer Lopez has been one of my style icons for over a decade. As a supremely awkward adolescent girl, I used to watch her music videos and drool over her sexy, trendy, totally stunning outfits that she wore with the kind of confidence that I continue to marvel at to this day. After marriage, two kids, and a few colossally embarrassing career moves (Bennifer, anyone?), J Lo still oozes pure, unadulterated diva swagger. And I absolutely love her for it.

Recently, she showed up to an American Idol party dressed in a schoolgirl inspired outfit, abs bared and all. Had anyone else done this, everyone (myself included), would have written it off as another tacky crime against all things fashionable and chic. Yet somehow, when I saw this 41-year-old mother in this pretty blatantly ridiculous ensemble, I saw a regulation hottie wearing a really cool, funky, edgy outfit.

Jacket, Top, Shorts, Heels

So, first of all, I had to ditch the ab baring shirt because we are not extras in Britney’s “Baby One More Time” video. But this ruffled shirt is really cute and feminine, and the low v-neck still adds sex appeal. Plaid is a classic pattern, and this cropped jacket is fun and creates an interesting silhouette (and emphasizes the adorable sleeves on the shirt). Choosing black shorts instead of a black skirt veers this outfit away from being too costume-y and kitschy, but still trendy and hot. And, of course, a J-Lo inspired outfit is incomplete without a pair of pumps to make your legs look glorious.

This would be a great night time look, and could even transition into day time with some tweaks and an extra shot of confidence. Though I still question the logic of asking Jennifer Lopez to judge a singing competition, there is no doubt that she is an amazing judge of what is stylish.

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