Since Kanye has been cleaning up his act things have started getting a little dull in the world of celebrity tantrums. Luckily, Donald Trump has stepped up to the plate, providing me with my daily does of “WTF is this guy talking about?!” that I need to get by.

D. Trump has always been pretty obnoxious, but lately it’s getting a little out of hand and downright offensive. Obviously, I’m all for freedom of speech, but, uh, there is a difference between respectfully stating your opinion and acting like a spoiled two-year old throwing a tantrum.

With the rise in Donny’s public outbursts it’s a wonder people are still backing him for a presidential run (though I think it’s more democrats than republicans at this point….) The truth is, this guy is like an older, more annoying and less attractive Kanye. He loves himself like Kanye, he picks the worst times to express himself like Kanye, and he’s sending the nation into a tizzy like Kanye. (Sidenote: Should we be embarrassed as a nation that we’re just as upset about Trump being borderline racist as we are about Kanye hurting Taylor Swift’s feelings? Just a thought….)

Anyways, here are Trump’s most recent Kanye moments, which have all happened in the last month. Obviously, Trump, being the best at everything, had to out-Kanye Kanye.

Apparently putting your baby’s birth in the newspaper just isn’t done? Okay Don Don.
The Trumpster made a public request for President Obama’s birth certificate. Again and again and again. Which is fine, many other presidents have been called in to question before. But to react to Obama’s newspaper birth announcement with something as insensitive and ignorant as, “His family was poor, how could they have done such a thing?” Come on, D. Trump. Were you throwing back a bottle of Hennessey before making that little statement?

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Isn’t Bart, like, 40 now?

Obama’s new budget explained.

Old people playing Wii. Hilarious.

Do Paula and Kara have some American Idol drama?

Jerry Seinfeld dabbles in reality TV.

Must-have beauty tools.

Chris Brown enrolls in anger management.

Who should Megan Fox date next?

Time for spring cleaning? Start with that closet of yours.

Thrill guys with the chase. 

Looking for a job? Part-time is the new full time.

Boyfriend jeans are in for spring. Don’t worry – you don’t need a BF to rock the trend.

Happy Hanukkah, people!

In honor of the eight days of Hanukkah, we decided to do a tribute to our 8 favorite Hanukkah celebrators (also known as Jews). But then we decided that 8 just wasn’t enough; there are too many good ones! So, we upped it to eight Jews for each of the eight days.

Yes, it’s a lot of Jewish, but let’s be real – Hanukkah gets totally ignored this time of year, so we thought it would be nice to give a little shout-out to the people not dreaming of a white Christmas. You know, the ones dreaming of a little Mu Shu on Christmas eve. Click on any of our favorite Jews to see why we love em so much (and why anyone – Jew or non Jew – will love them too!). Read More »

Fact: I love famous men. Love them. No matter what movie or TV show I’m watching or what gossip magazine I’m reading, I can always pick out at least one person that I would totally ride the Sexy Train to Dirtytown with. (Example? The other day I was chatting with my lady friend about the do-ability of Jerry Seinfeld. No joke.)

But despite all their fame and money and ready access to plastic surgery, there are some celebrities that are too terrifying even for a fame skank like myself to consider acceptable. Here’s a rundown of the top five male celebs I’d rather saw my leg off than get nekkid with. Read More »

Ideas for getting back at the cheating a$%hole of a boyfriend.

Amy Winehouse: singer, drug addict, and video game star?

Will Jerry Seinfeld get you to buy Microsoft products? Bill Gates seems to think so.

What Britney Spears really sounds like. (Ears. Bleeding. Help.) But that won’t stop Justin from trying to save her career.

Tee hee.

MIT students beat the system, ride transit for free.

Michael Phelps may or may not be single.

Ever wonder what it’s like to be a bikini waxer?

Does this mean I can sue that guy who gave me a UTI?

You could name this iPOD playlist, Va-jay-jams

Celebdom is full of run-of-the-mill gorgeous people. We all fantasize and have our little lists of who we’d hook up with… but there are some that you just don’t talk about. Those famous people who aren’t exactly of the pre-Angie Brad Pitt reputation.

I have a list of celebrities I find attractive but maybe shouldn’t admit are attractive. These are not the Justin Timberlakes or David Beckhams, but instead, some questionable characters that I (secretly?) feel deserve some consideration:

Chris Brown. He is 18, and therefore I am allowed to judge him. He can dance. And I love that stupid “Kiss, Kiss” song, something I also am a little embarrassed about. I found his stint on the OC rather ambitious. He is kind of adorable.

Jon Stewart. At only 5’7″, he doesn’t meet my usual height requirement. But he’s hilarious. He’s smart. He played soccer at William and Mary. I love him. Read More »