The promo clips for Snooki and JWoww’s new Jersey Shore spinoff are out, and while there are some funny moments, they’re pretty lackluster. It’s looking like Snooki’s greatest talent is getting drunk and getting herself into ridiculous situations. As a mom-to-be, she can’t exactly be doing that. Check out a clip from the show here.

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Terry Richardson is one of America’s most successful fashion photographers. He’s also reportedly a huge creep, making models call him “Uncle Terry” and sexually harassing them. We’re not too surprised by this, given the fact that his photos are also super creepy. Lots of them include full frontal nudity, and we’ve kindly left those out. Click through the gallery to see Terry Richardson’s creepiest non-nude photos.

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Break out the tissues, folks, we’ve got some news that has Lifetime Original Movie written all over it. The Situation is headed to rehab for “substance abuse.” And because celebrity gossip just wouldn’t be as fun without some mystery and sketchy details, the “substance” remains a secret.

This story actually surprised me a little bit. The whole point of Jersey Shore is that it’s a show about people with bad fake tans and too much hair product running around and making drunken fools out of themselves. Is that healthy? Probably not. Is it entertaining? I’ve actually never made it through more than 5 minutes of Jersey Shore, so I wouldn’t know. But it seems like The Situation might have some problems if he decides to change his ways and stop partying, and still expects to be on the show.

One thing’s for sure – the new season of Jersey Shore is going to look very different with Snooki pregnant and The Situation trying to clean up. And of course, we have a few guesses about what “substance” he may be abusing. Here they are. Read More »

With all the buzz surrounding Snooki and Jionni’s baby and engagement, I thought I’d take a shot in the dark and send Jionni Lavalle a friend request on Facebook. And then he accepted. Score! I hoped to find a wall full of obnoxious posts and crazy pictures, but the groom to be hasn’t even switched over to time-line. There were a few little guido gems, however, and I feel it is my duty to share them with all of you dying to be on Lavalle’s friend list (I know you exist somewhere). Most are, well, exactly what you would expect, I guess. Others are a bit more disturbing.

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Rumors are flying that our beloved Jersey Shore meatball, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, is not only pregnant, but also on her way to being a wife! She is rumored to be engaged to her serious boyfriend and gorilla juicehead, Jionni LaValle. Now, I know a lot of you are probably thinking that the last thing we need in this world is Snooki’s offspring, but I’m rooting for her to be a great mother and have a happy life as a happy wife. Plus, Jionni seems pretty level-headed and normal in contrast to the rest of those crazy guidos and guidettes we see running around the clubs and fist-pumping all night to house music…that’s always a good sign that she could get it together.

Most will probably assume that this wedding is one of the “shotgun” variety — that Snooki’s only tying the knot because she’s knocked up — but what if she found the lid to her pot the cap to her bottle of tanning oil and just wants to enjoy the perks of marriage? I’ve decided to come up with a few reasons why Snooki could be walking down the aisle other than the baby on the way and her love for her fiance. Read More »

The celeb baby bump rumors are flying, and this time the subject is someone a bit unexpected – Snooki. The Jersey Shore star arrived in Jersey City with J Woww to film their new spinoff just a few days ago, and those mysterious “sources” are reporting that she’s pregnant. Apparently, the film crew has been strict and doesn’t allow many pictures to be taken. But of course, a few twitpics have made it out, and we’ve got them all here. I have to say, if Snooki’s pregnant, she can’t be too far along. She doesn’t look that pregnant to me. But take a look at these private fan photos and judge for yourself! Read More »

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What better way for Maxim to start off 2012 than to have J-Woww gracing the cover? Because nothing says relevant and timely quite like a Jersey Shore cast member. Oh, wait, it’s not 2010 any more. Regardless, JWoww looks kind of really comfortable and sexy while embracing the super sleazetastic Maxim aesthetic.
Flipping through the pages, I was inundated with dead eyes, slightly parted mouths and an absurd amount of sideboob. I get it, all boob is sexy, but some angles are sillier than others. Naturally, every man in this magazine was fully clothed and allowed to have an actual facial expression. Typical. And the relationship advice… oh, what a wreck and a complete and utter waste of paper. Ladies, did you know that as long as men buy us things, we’ll completely forgive them for being thoughtless and disrespectful losers? And that if guys cheat on us, we’ll let it slide if they buy us puppies? Because nothing says love like gifting someone an animal that they’ll have to potty train.

The real gem of this issue, though, is a country-by-country guide to all the countries men should go to for various sexual endeavors. Yes, it’s just as objectifying, reductionist and utterly terrible as it sounds. Read More »