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For the past few weeks, the cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore has been filming the 4th season of the show in Florence, Italy. Since the city of Florence had all these weird rules about the show filming (no filming inside nightclubs, no filming people drinking, etc…), it’s no surprise that MTV decided to bring the cast back to Seaside Heights to film an episode or two. While we’re used to seeing the infamous MVP (Mike, Vinny, and Pauly D), Pauly’s nowhere to be seen in these pics, so enjoy these ridiculous new shots of MV… R.
Am I the only person who can’t stand the Situation, or does he have some crazy fangirls I was unaware of? Do you like MVR or do you miss Pauly D? Have you ever been to Seaside Heights to check out some guidos? Let us know!
The Jersey Shore producers are headin’ to dixieland. But before you southern gals get your perfect panties in a bunch, don’t worry Snookie and The Situation aren’t rolling to town. Instead, it will be a whole new cast of southern belles and gents aiming to get famous off of drunken (but oh-so-classy, we are in the south, after all) shenanigans. So get out your finest Lilly dress and matching hair bow, casting begins this summer and producers are on the hunt for the proudest southerners who want to “Party their asses off on the sickest reality show during one big Crawfish peelin’, Poboy eatin’, Bourgbon drinkin’, Dixie lovin’ bayou summer.” …I wish I even knew what that meant.
Naturally, I’ll be tuning in whenever this show airs. I am not ashamed to admit I have a soft spot for southern men (and that sexy accent). However, I know this is likely to piss a lot of people off and play up some serious stereotypes. Here are the groups that I think are at risk. Read More »
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So we all know that The Situation is a grade A douchelord. He stirs up sh*t, he treats women like garbage and he takes off his shirt everywhere he goes. (Come on, now! There’s a time a place for those sorts of shenanigans.) And it looks like we’re not the only ones who think that. Sitch’s own father is joining the crowd! Papa Sorrentino, AKA The Real Situation, is coming out loud and proud about his disdain for this son with a new website, “The Confrontation.”
His mission? To FTLF, aka F*ck the little F*ck.
It’s pretty ridiculous when even your father is turning on you. I mean, giving your son the silent treatment is one thing, but creating a website (that has an entire PR team circulating it) to plot his demise? Now that’s a Situation.
One that I can’t wait to see go down. [Adds website to Google Reader. Pops popcorn. Patiently awaits the drama.]
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Worried that the fourth season of The Jersey Shore to be filmed in Italy will be the last? Well, worry not more. Because there’s one Jerseyite that won’t be leaving MTV just yet. According to PopEater, The Situation has signed a deal with MTV to film a yet undetermined pilot. But viewers should expect to see the show on their TVs within the next year.
So I guess that mean’s there’s only one thing left to do CollegeCandies…Take bets on exactly what this new pilot will consist of. (Besides Mike walking around shirtless for the whole episode, that is.)
Let’s look at our options, shall we? We’ve got the obvious workout show. The Situation teaches guys and gals how to get their own situation going on, full of music-riddled montages and lots and lots of protein shakes. Or we’ve got the dating show. Sort of like Tila Tequila’s Shot at Love only trashier, if that’s even possible. Or maybe not so much a dating show as a “let’s see how many girls The Situation can sexually assault in one night” sort of thing? Or maybe even something where he dates all those girls he calls grenades and realizes that they’re actually really great gals?
Okay, maybe not that last one, but the rest of them seem like pretty realistic options, don’t you think? I mean, what else could a show staring Mike Sorrentino be about? Leave us a comment with your suggestions!
I think we can all agree that Jersey Shore Season 3 sort of sucked. From Sammi and Ronnie’s relationship drama to throwing Deena – the self proclaimed blast in a glass – into the mix, to 3 full episodes devoted to a clogged toilet, it was all sorts of wrong.
So what does MTV do?
Send the cast of guidos and guidettes to Florence… Florence as in Italy. Can we just talk about how stupid of an idea that is? When I think Italy, I don’t think of raunchy fist pounding sex, or insane bar fights, or Snooki. (Really, that makes me think more of the Red Light district in Amsterdam.)
Which is exactly the type of image the Mayor of Florence is pushing to maintain.
In response to MTV’s plans to drop a Guido bomb on Florence, Matteo Renzi has issued quite a few rules for the cast, crew and final production, to ensure that his beloved city isn’t tainted by the infamous GTL-ers. My favorite rule, which will go perfectly with the show’s usual plot line: The cast will not be filmed in bars and clubs that serve alcohol.
Uh, looks like this might be the shortest and most boring season of Jersey Shore yet. Really, what are they going to do now? There’s only so many times the meatballs can eat meatballs and Sam and Ron can scream at each other on a gondola ride….
After seeing previews showing Snooki doing cartwheels and JWoww and Roger having ‘the talk’, I can’t even tell you how excited I was for last night’s season finale of Jersey Shore. I planned my whole night around it. I skipped yoga to be home to watch it. Hell, I skipped $1 beer night! And what did I get in return?
Nothing.
OK, so I did get to see what JWoww’s dad looks like. Holy hell, that girl was adopted, right? I mean the guy is BLONDE. And PALE. There’s no way they are biologically connected. And I got to see Snooki’s cooka. And Ron’s ugly crying face. And Deena make not one but two grilled cheese sandwiches for Vinny. But that’s it.
Last night, as I sat curled under a blanket with some microwave lasagna on my lap (it seemed appropriate), I couldn’t help but miss the glory days of Seaside. Remember when the crew used to go to the club and beat the beat? Remember when family dinners weren’t awkwardly silent? Remember when 85% of every episode didn’t sound a little something like this: Read More »
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