Jessica Simpson Sells Pregnancy Announcement for $500,000
Are you between film projects? Still recovering from your last tour? Does your new NBC reality competition Fashion Star have yet to set a premiere date? If so, here’s how to make a quick buck as a celebrity: Get pregnant. Hide your pregnancy. And sell the announcement for half a million dollars.
Candy Dish: Back to the Grind
•Get your back to school game face on!
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•Pop Star Power Rangers?! Hell yes
•Making this cute Target tee work three different ways
•The best way to lose body fat
•Heat up your end of summer romance before it’s too late!
•Jessica Simpson may get a breast reduction before the big day

5 Celebrities Who Have Surprisingly Cool Fashion Labels
It seems like celebrities these days have to be Jacks (or Janes) of All Trades. If you’re a singer then you’re a dancer and if you’re a dancer then you’re an actor. Then comes the fragrance, and then, of course, the clothing line, the last of which can get a little creepy crazy. I mean, everyone remembers the Avril Lavinge era of hoodies and men’s ties right? No? Just me.
You’ll Never Guess Which College Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba Toured…
Plenty of young celebrities choose to earn a college degree just in case no one thinks they’re hot or wants to buy their album when they’re 45 and practically falling apart (thanks to a life of plastic surgery). Emma Watson, Hilary Duff, Dylan and Cole Sprouse — the list goes on and on. Honestly, it’s a smart decision, good for them.
The 10 Celebrities I’d Love To Party With
There are three things I need for a good party night: a few shots of cheap vodka, a cute outfit and the perfect party companions. And I’ve done a good job rounding up the three, if I do say so myself. Like most college girls, I’ve perfected the art of the party and have plenty of Facebook photos to prove it.
Candy Dish: I Say Stripes!
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• The cutest video you’ll see today
• So Al Yankovic is still alive. Cool.
• 8 ways to update your look
• When was the last time there was a non-weight related J. Simps headline?
• Well, this is a sure sign of 2012
• How to increase your sex drive
Dumbest Things Celebrities Have Said About Dieting and Working Out
Every time I read a tabloid magazine, I always wonder how celebrities manage to maintain such amazing bodies. Magazines always feature diet articles called “How I lost 10 pounds and kept it off!” in which celebrities claim they stay lean by eating a healthy balanced diet of lean meat, oatmeal and tons of veggies. Oh, they also take their dog for hikes and they do pilates for exercise. I secretly suspect that their real diets include a lot less oatmeal and a lot more nothing.

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8 of Hollywood’s Worst Kept Secrets
When you think about it (and maybe after 3 cups of coffee, two red bulls and a bowl of cocoa puffs you’d draw this connection too) Hollywood is kind of like a continuation of high school. All the pretty girls get to hang out together and the weird girls get thrown out of the slumber party just because they brought their stuffed elephant named Sammie.
Friday Faves: 8 Tried and True Ways to Get Famous Fast
I am sure a little part of all of us wanted to be famous at one point in our lives. A little piece of my heart wants to sing on ‘American Idol,’ design a dress for an Olympian figure skater (kudos, Vera Wang), or get insulted by Kanye West on live television. Whichever way you put it, being famous does not seem that bad…but the getting there is tough.
Candy Dish: Belt it Out Harry
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Weekly Wrap Up: Kinda, Sorta Settled In
Oh college, you slay me. Between my eye-popping total for text books (looks like another semester of ramen and Capri Sun) and overdoses of 5 Hour Energy (yes, already), sometimes the only thing that keeps me sane is walking home from campus or work in the pouring rain. Pause. Not.