Now that Christmas is over and I’m making lists of things to keep, things to return and things to regift, I realized that Hanukkah is still going strong.  I got to wondering what all my favorite holy Hollywood hotties are doing in the midst of their Hanukkah celebrations.

Where are they going? What’s their favorite cookie? What are they doing? Is there a chance in hell that they’re wishing for a 5’4″ brunette, interested in anything they’re interested in, hazel eyes and pearly whites in one of those large gift boxes? 

So while I’m busy dreaming that my favorite Hanukkah hunks are hoping to find me all wrapped up for them this year, I know that’s the closest I’ll get to spending the holidays with them. Ugh.

Maybe next year will bring better news, but until then… Happy Hanukkah to just a few of the sexiest Jewish celebrities! Read More »

You know what they say about a big shofar....

Every single January 1^st, I swear that I’m going to start regularly exercising and watching less TV. But somewhere around January 3^rd, I always find myself back on the couch, eating kettle chips by the handful and staring slack-jawed at yet another Top Model marathon.

Of course, I’m not alone. Research shows that a full third of all New Year’s resolutions are broken during the first week of January. Luckily, I’m going to get another chance to make a fresh start tonight.

Today is Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. When the sun goes down, other Members of the Tribe and I will be drinking wine, eating apples and honey, and making a second set of promises about how we intend to act in the year 5770.

Here’s my preliminary list of Jewish New Year’s Resolutions. I’m going to keep them this year. I swear: Read More »