• Why Aren’t Jews Eating This Weekend?

    Why Aren’t Jews Eating This Weekend?

    Chag Samach everyone! And no, that’s not a typo or a drunken slur. It’s how we Jews say “happy holiday” to each other during the high holidays. It’s right up there with our favorite sayings and is only beat out by “daaaddddyyyy” and “what was your Bat Mitzah party favor?”

  • All I Want for Hanukkah is a Nice Jewish Boy

    All I Want for Hanukkah is a Nice Jewish Boy

    Everyone’s favorite Maccabee-inspired, latke-flavored, menorah-lit, better-than-Christmas—yeah, I said it—holiday starts tonight at sundown. And even though I’m hoping to get a few specific gifts this year, there’s only one thing I really want to find wrapped in a giant box on Day Eight: a nice, Jewish boy.

  • Hey Jon Gosselin: The Jews Don’t Want You!

    Hey Jon Gosselin: The Jews Don’t Want You!

    I totally understand why stars would want to become Chosen People themselves. Our holidays are fun (we’ve got at least two that instruct those celebrating to get hammered), our food is incredible, and we’ve got pretty deep ties to the entertainment industry. Plus, I’m sure they think that doing anything that makes them more like Marilyn Monroe couldn’t hurt.

  • CollegeCandy’s 64 Jews of Hanukkah

    CollegeCandy’s 64 Jews of Hanukkah

    Happy Hanukkah, people!
    In honor of the eight days of Hanukkah, we decided to do a tribute to our 8…

  • The Hotties of Rosh Hashanah

    The Hotties of Rosh Hashanah

    Today is the first full day of Rosh Hashanah, which means that I just spent 4 hours thanking God for everything he has given me in the past year (followed, of course, by a large and delicious meal). While in synogogue, I thanked the Big Guy upstairs for my family, my friends, my education and the fact that my money is still safe in a bank somewhere.