Joe Jonas Says There Is No Sex Tape. SURE, WHATEVER [Candy Dish]
Joe Jonas is saying there isn’t a sex tape which is EXACTLY what he WOULD say.
Will There Be A Joe Jonas Sex Tape? [Sugar Binge]
Joe Jonas’ current girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, has been secretly plotting against him. She has orchestrated the filming and release of a sex tape to establish herself as famous for “nothing.”

Taylor Swift’s “RED” Decoded!
Taylor leaves clues in her CD’s liner notes to who the song is about. If you’re like me and had no idea she did this or too lazy to figure it out yourself, you can find out right here who each tune is aimed at!
Who Is This Young Hottie? [Candy Dish]
We couldn’t believe it either. But TMZ uncovered some photos of the mom pre-leather back in her twenties, and she doesn’t look half bad!
Candy Dish: Praying for Carnivores
•Gisele eats her meat with a prayer
•We love us some Joseph Gordon-Levitt
•Britney Spears gives another celeb lap dance….to Joe Jonas??
•Is Jerry Seinfield the new Regis Philbin?
•How our favorite celebrity couples celebrated Halloween
•Work a dip dye job like Lauren Conrad
Candy Dish: Because They’re Hot
•Photos of the hottest CW guys, you’re very welcome
•Is it bad that we actually like the worst songs of the 90s
•Foods that pay tribute to the penis
•Chris Pine just cannot look bad
•Angry Birds Theme Park?!!?? Bring it to the US please!!
•Hollywood really really likes sex addiction
•Is Joe Jonas trying to get back with T-Swift?!
If These Celebs Went to College…
As most of us are aware, not all celebrities attend college. Why would they spend their days sitting in lecture classes when they could be out in Hollywood living the life and making major moola? But what if they did go to college? What kind of roommate would they be? Would they be the kind of people to burn popcorn at 3 AM and cause a fire drill for the entire dorm in the middle of the night? And most importantly, what would they major in?

Around the Web

Taylor Swift Is No Better Than John Mayer or Kanye West
Taylor’s career has been built upon writing songs about her encounters with other people, revealing facts about her relationships, and candidly exposing her side of the story. This is something that many people have done in their music and through their interviews. However, they get a lot of crap for it – while Taylor seems to get the thumbs up.
Candy Dish: This is a great idea. Not.
• E!’s new plastic surgery competition show can’t end well
• 8 things that are okay in moderation
• Which gorgeous actor openly admits to having a small penis?
• Snooki’s battle with anorexia
• Can we agree to stop over-analyzing J. Simp’s weight
• How can I stop men from ogling me?
Gossip Cheat Sheet: Snooki Gets a Beatdown
It looks like Hollywood’s finest may have cleaned it up for the time being. Well, except for Lindsay Lohan hitting a stroller with her car. But for the most part, our favorite celebs have taken our advice from last week and gotten it together! Kind of. We wouldn’t have gossip if they weren’t all up to something sneaky.
Gossip Cheat Sheet: Even Lindsay’s Judge Has Had Enough
What’s going on this week? Apparently not much besides Eat Pray Love. At least that’s all I’m hearing about these days in Hollywood. I swear, if I see Julia Roberts sitting innocently on that bench suggestively eating her cup of fro yo one more time, I’m going to scream.
Friday Faves: 5 Barely Legal Disney Hearthrobs I Want to Freak
You know how every once in a while, nothing is on TV, and you’re super bored, and maybe it’s a Friday night and you have no plans, and instead of doing something productive like reading you flip around on your remote and end up watching the Disney Channel? Yeah. Don’t deny.

Candy Dish: Give These Guys a Chance
• 5 guys pop culture warns you about.
• Sweatproof your summer makeup look.
• Workout tips from The Hills‘ girls’ personal trainer!
• Joe Jonas has a new gf.
• God, I hope I look this good when I’m 30.
• And still MORE from Mel Gibson. OY.