• Do you have your own stash of condoms? • 10 things women never want to hear on the first date • The most horrific facial hair you'll ever see • Remind me again why everyone cares about the royal wedding • Fingers crossed that this teen star doesn't go down the Disney path • Is this Hollywood's cutest kid? • Great...now I have to hate Joey Lawrence
t's true: going gay is the life jacket to Hollywood careers. It does what no publicist, Oscar nomination or incarceration could ever manage. It's more powerful than a nipple slip, more potent than an ill-fitting stage ensemble, and more memorable than general douche-baggery. It's the key to going from child-star-turned-Vegan-farmer to Reality TV Show host.