Bristol Palin & Levi Johnston’s Baby Pics Are Scary

(And we didn’t even have to pay $10,000,000 for ‘em)
So, I’m tired this morn…

McCain’s Vice-Presidential Pick – Romney or Palin?

Once thought a longshot, Republican Alaskan Senator Sarah Palin is now on a plane to potentiall…

Candy Dish: The Olympics are Over. What Do We Do Now?

The top 10 moments of the Olympics (though ours include more Speedo).
OMFG! Gossip Girl returns…

Paris Hilton’s Energy Policy: Loves It

See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com
See more funny vi…

Candy Dish: The Teen Choice Awards Dominated by The JoBros

Apparently the Teen Choice Awards were on last night, or something? Yeah, we didn’t know…

Hello, Young Voters — 5 Ways To Motivate The Immovable

5. Put YouTube terminals in the voting booths
You wanna know something? Us college kids are real…

Candy Dish: Ali Lohan Can’t Sing, Turns to Porn

Ali Lohan: THIS close to being another Hollywood porn star. Take that, Linds!
What do Obama, Hil…

Paris Hilton for President: That’s Hot 2008

So here’s the sitch: John “I’m not dead yet” McCain likened Barack “Too Sexy for this presidency…

Bad News for John McCain

Looks like the McCain campaign (ooo! that rhymes) is taking a turn for the worse. As if aligning w…

McCain’s Budget-Balancing Boasts Under Fire (and More!)

On Tuesday, the United States and Czech Republic signed the first part of the controversial mis…

Candy Dish: TMI, Amy Winehouse

Dear God, I wish I didn’t see this. Can someone please get this woman into rehab? (Or my bik…

Anonymous Tipper Tells CC: McCain to Pick Mitt Romney As Running Mate

Sen. John McCain will choose businessman, Republican Presidential candidate and former Mass…

Re-Charge Your Phone With the Power of Dance — Seriously (and More)

And Now the News with Kandy Korrespondent
On Wednesday, the US Supreme Court ruled 5-4 in favor o…

Candy Dish: Kaitlyn Maher Replaces EVERYTHING That Was Ever Cute

Kaitlyn Maher might just be our answer to world peace
Peice of your G-String hit you in the eye? Ye…

Why Do We Hate Female Celebrities?

Quickly, make a list of your top five least favorite celebrities, celebrities that you would go…

Candy Dish: Amy Winehouse Redefines Roadkill

Amy Winehouse: redefines “roadkill” one photo at a time
LINDSAY LOHAN: STOP WITH…