Uncle Jesse Leaves The Rippers, Joins The Black Keys
Yep, America’s Favorite Uncle will be playing drums on the Black Keys’ new album, set to be released some time this year.
Dear John(s): You’re Sexy
I stumbled across this list of hot celebrity Johns. It left me wondering, how did we not think of this first? In the large amount of time I spend drooling over dishy men waiting for one of them to come swoop me off my feet you think I might have realized the high level of sex appeal you need to achieve to have the name John. I’m disappointed in myself that I never discovered this lovely bunch.

Candy Dish: Age is Just A Number
•Hollywood hunks that got better with age
•Which Showtime leading lady are you?
•How to stay fashionable without hating your body
•TV’s all-time sexiest couples
•A guide for seducing your favorite literary characters
•Are you always honest with your friends?
•Mmmmm…sexy wet men
Candy Dish: Womanizers Wanted
•Why women love bad boys
•Guess who Bradley Cooper’s dating now
•Should you go back to your ex?
•How to make your own flavored water
•The movie theaters are ripping you off
•Nick Jonas and John Stamos together?
•Kate Middleton’s done it again
10 Actors That Have Aged Spectacularly Well
Remember the days when John Stamos was best known for his mullet role on Full House instead of Glee? When Leonardo DiCaprio was the teen heart throb from Titanic instead of the guy who stared in the freaky dream movie? When Brad was still with Jen and and George Clooney was the hottie on ER?
11 Biggest Celeb Crushes of Your Teenage Years [GALLERY]
In fact, I remember making my babysitter look through the entire magazine with me every time she came over so I could talk about how I was going to meet Leo one day, and we were going to get married. My babysitter did not have to worry about playing Barbie-and-Ken-take-Miami with me. All they had to worry about was my heart self-combusting with love and excitement in the presence of a shiny photo of Leo. Therefore, in ode to Leonardo’s birthday week, we are going to talk about our biggest celeb crushes of our teenage years.
CollegeCandy Plays Matchmaker: Hollywood Couples That Would Actually Last
We all know that relationships don’t last long in Hollywood. Could it be because celebrities are completely blind to their perfect matches? You can’t let things like addictions and insane exes get in your way of true love, guys!

Around the Web

Candy Dish: Mazel Tov, Tila Tequila
• Because that relationship is gonna last….
• Perez Hilton is a bitch.
• Woot! Casual sex is a-ok!
• Who tries to take Uncle Jesse down!?
• Ugh, Kate Gosselin is coming back.
• And you, my friend, are a douche bag.
The Pissed List: Remaking Full House Would Be Like Repainting The Mona Lisa (Unnecessary!)
[It's the first full week of December, and while the rest of the world gears up for The Most Wonder…
Drop your Pants, Mr. Cleaver – TV Dads I’d Love to Bone
Thinking about a dad in a non-fatherly way is gross. On so many levels.
But at TV dad? Well, that&#…
Candy Dish: Julia Child… a Pie Baking Spy!
Julia Child: kitchen goddess and…spy?!
The U.S. is gonna look a lot different…an…
Why I’m Single: The Uncle Jesse Syndrome
Everywhere I go, I see couples of all shapes and sizes. I’m no Supermodel, but I’m n…

“I Can’t Believe I Lied to Bret”: ROL 2 Recap: Episode 11
Last time: we found out that Daisy is a stripper and Jessica went home.
Morning: everyone is back…