• The 12 Best Punk’d Moments of All Time

    The 12 Best Punk’d Moments of All Time

    If you happen to be a celebrity (I mean, it’s a possibility), you should probably watch your back. Why? Because on March 29th, Punk’d is back on MTV. Ashton Kutcher is still the executive producer of the show, but he has handed over the hosting responsibilities to young celebrities like Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz. To celebrate the return of the prank show, we’ve rounded up the 12 best Punk’ds of all time.

  • Welcome Back, Dane Cook

    Welcome Back, Dane Cook

    Who else was mad when Dane Cook didn’t get nominated for an Oscar for Employee of the Month? I wasn’t mad either. When Dane Cook first stepped into the limelight, I’ll admit that I thought he was funny. Then something happened. I would watch one of his specials on TV, and then the next day in class I would feel like I was watching it over and over again. Every fratty bro felt the need to repeat Dane Cook quotes over and over and over and over.

  • Would You Rather…

    Would You Rather…

    Would You Rather: get locked in a bathroom at a party for two hours with a drunk girl who can’t stop bawling, asking you for advice about her ex, and hugging you because, “OMG you’re like the best friend eeever!” OR with a drunk, disgustingly arrogant guy who won’t stop telling you about his conquests and making sleazy jokes?

  • Miss Manners: Urinal Etiquette

    Miss Manners: Urinal Etiquette

    Just for fun, I’ve decided to lighten up this week’s column with an article on urinal etiquette. I get such a laugh every time a guy friend walks out of a public restroom screaming, “He was staring at my penis!! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON’T LOOK AT ANOTHER GUY’S THING!” Come to think of it, this seems to happen an awful lot.

  • Candy Dish: Oops! Heidi Montag can’t vote after all

    Candy Dish: Oops! Heidi Montag can’t vote after all

    Oops! Heidi Montag can’t vote after all–sorry McCain (but thank you, God!)
    Behol…

  • Lauren Conrad Wants Presents!

    Lauren Conrad Wants Presents!

    • Get Lauren Conrad a present! Because, you know, she needs one and all.
    • Going to an Ugly Sweater…

  • Carson Daly Asks Friends to Phone In Jokes…Just Like He Does Every Night

    Carson Daly Asks Friends to Phone In Jokes…Just Like He Does Every Night

    Carson Daly has committed the ultimate crime: resuming production on Last Call with Carson Dal…

  • Yo Momma-Has a Tremendous Vocabulary

    Yo Momma-Has a Tremendous Vocabulary

    SAT. What a horrible word. The lost hours that stupid test took from me will never be replaced, an…

  • Famous Last Words? WTF???

    Famous Last Words? WTF???

    “Why am I like Britney Spears kids? If the state doesn’t step in, I’m not going to see 2008,” death…