Candy Dish: Is Little J Leaving Gossip Girl?
• Rumor has it Taylor Momsen is done with GG.
• Ball State’s got a strange issue on their hands….
• Even Jesse James’ kids prefer Sandra….
• 10 secrets to having major body confidence.
• Oy! What is up with SJP’s arms?
• Will there be a Jon and Kate Plus 8, part 2?
From PopEater: Kate Gosselin Makes Her Dancing Debut
Kate Gosselin has gone through a whirlwind over the last year: Cheating rumors, a nasty divorce, a public PR campaign to get her story out there … and now, ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ The mother of eight shook her stuff on the ‘DWTS’ dance floor for the first time last night…

Candy Dish: TTFN, Jon and Kate!
• Goodbye, Jon and Kate Plus 8!
• What do you think of the structured shoulder?
• Nick Lachey is employed.
• What is Robert Pattinson most afraid of?
• Is anyone really shocked by this Hugh Hefner news?
• And this is why you should always leave a tip.
Candy Dish: Is Britney Getting Married?
• Brit Brit might be taking another walk down the aisle.
• Everyone wants Kate Gosselin deets.
• The anatomy of a cocktail ring.
• Bachelor Jason Mesnick finally makes his choice.
• Subtle hints that guys just don’t get.
• Is Rosie O’Donnell a single lady?
Hey Jon Gosselin: The Jews Don’t Want You!
I totally understand why stars would want to become Chosen People themselves. Our holidays are fun (we’ve got at least two that instruct those celebrating to get hammered), our food is incredible, and we’ve got pretty deep ties to the entertainment industry. Plus, I’m sure they think that doing anything that makes them more like Marilyn Monroe couldn’t hurt.
Candy Dish: A Day Without The Gosselins
• We didn’t think it would happen either.
• Um, what is going on here, Akon??
• Who wants to see Tara Reid naked?
• Woman arrested for Facebook poking.
• Lady Gaga fights for gay rights.
• No Glee at Thanksgiving this year.
Candy Dish: Jon Gosselin Gets the Boot
• Maybe that single dad show will happen, after all.
• Screech’s tell-all is out!
• Is that college degree really necessary?
• Tyson Beckford has the hots for Obama.
• Live large with these giant accessories.
• LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian get serious.

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Celebretard Showdown: Jon vs. Kate
They are all over the media and even if you’ve never seen their show, everyone knows who Jon and Kate are thanks to their very public separation and the battle that’s ensued. They lost a battle to Speidi right here on CollegeCandy only a few short months ago. But little did we know then that soon the couple would turn on one another.
Candy Dish: Britney Misses Adnan Ghalib
• Clearly, Britney is still messed up in the head.
• The truth about high school.
• What’s gonna happen to Jon and Kate Plus 8?
• We love party dresses!
• Stay out of debt, people.

Wait. There’s a Scientology clothing line!?
The Celebrities Who Turned On Us
We all know that celebs are people too and that they are bound to screw up at some point (that’s the stuff we love most, isn’t it?), but there are just some screw-ups are unforgivable. Situations and decisions that leave us asking, “How could they do this to me?! How could they turn on me!?” (Yeah, it’s a little sick, but I say blame it on the cultural climate.)
Candy Dish: Is THAT Susan Boyle!?
• Damn, girl. She’s lookin’ fiiiine.
• And this is why you should never let your bf see a stripper.
• Gwen Stefani’s had 2 kids?!
• Rihanna doesn’t need a restraining order.
• Everyone hates Jon and Kate.
• Who’s nominated for a VMA?
The Emmy Awards: Validating My Laziness
Nominations for the 61st Emmy Awards were announced today and I’m excited. Not only do I have a degree of expertise in this particular area (I watch a LOT of TV), but I find that the Emmy Awards are even more bitchy than the Oscars…and that pleases me.

Candy Dish: Jon Gosselin is Over Kate Plus 8
• Jon Gosselin’s got a new girlfriend!
• Vegetarians make better lovers.
• Was Michael Jackson murdered?!
• Are you a suntan addict?
• Vanessa Hudgens is growing up. Awww.
• Boost that Wi-Fi signal yourself.
• Sarah Palin really screws Alaska.