The new trend in movie world seems to be “throw everyone likable in a movie and see what happens.” In the case of New Year’s Eve, it was an epic failure. But I mean, Jessica Biel, really? Isn’t it time to just let Mary Camden return to obscurity.
But anyways, back on topic, the trailer for Friends with Kids came out today and it includes an all-start ensemble cast of hilarious people. Kristen Wiig, Jon Hamm, and Maya Rudolph alone make me want to buy a ticket right now. Throw in a few people from left field like Adam Scott (hello Parks and Rec people making it big) and Edward Burns and I’m already waiting in line at the theater.
Or I was. Then I watched the trailer and subsequently figured out the plot for the whole movie. But still, it looks good…check it out and let me know what you think.
Jenni actually can’t even afford to see a movie at NYC prices and is unsure why she’s acting like she already bought a ticket. Either way, she’s definitely had PG-13 rated dreams about Jon Hamm. You can follow her on Twitter @mayorjenni.
There has been a bit of discussion recently among our writers over whether or not our favorite celebrity dudes are circumcised or uncircumcised. Now, before you ignore the larger issue here and ask why the hell they’d talk about such a bizarre thing — just accept that they tend to let our minds wander and conversations drift from time to time.
Now, back to it. There are strong opinions when it comes to penis…uh…styles (can I say that? does it sound weird?). Imagine if you were one of those girls who was all like, “Gah! What is that? Pause while I WebMD this sitch” every time she came across an uncut dude. What would you do if your ultimate celeb crush came along, totally DTF, and he was sporting more than you bargained for? Would you tell him to move along? Or would you gamely explore foreign territory?
While we can’t coach you through the make-it or break-it moment, we can give you the dirt on who has an elephant trunk in their pants…and who doesn’t. Before we reveal the answers, though, see if you can guess what each of these men are working with… Read More »
The Emmys are tonight, which means hot TV actors in tuxedos. I don’t really care who wins any of the awards, I just care that Jon Hamm gets more camera time than Ed O’Neill. This year, tons of swoon-worthy guys are nominated for awards, which means we will be glued to our TVs even if the show lasts 10 hours.
Here’s some hot men that we hope to see tonight. Read More »
Melissa McCarthy is absolutely hilarious. And luckily for me, she’s not going anywhere soon. I promise she will become your favorite actress soon (and if she doesn’t, she absolutely should…). She doesn’t seem to have too many boundaries, and that’s just how I like it. Here are ten reasons why Melissa will snag the top spot in our hearts. Read More »
I stumbled across this list of hot celebrity Johns. It left me wondering, how did we not think of this first? In the large amount of time I spend drooling over dishy men waiting for one of them to come swoop me off my feet you think I might have realized the high level of sex appeal you need to achieve to have the name John. I’m disappointed in myself that I never discovered this lovely bunch.
Also, is it just me or has John Stamos only managed to get hotter throughout the years? Uncle Jesse was a sexy rocker with great life lessons and all but he has turned into such a stud muffin post Full House.
The Frisky filled us in on a new film in the making, Bridesmaids castmates Melissa McCarthy and Jon Hamm are scheduled to star in a new comedy about “unconventional lovers.” While I have no doubt the movie will be great with both of these stars, it hit me that a hot guy going for an average gal is considered uncharted territory, in Hollywood and maybe even in real life.
Why is this?
Our friends at The Frisky pointed out that on the silver screen we can always see two super hot celebrities with rockin’ bods get together, and we see total foxes falling for not so hot men, but never really hot men falling for average ladies (minus Bridget Jones’s Diary, but Renee is such a babe in real life)
Thinking about friends and acquaintances, I’m not so sure I’ve ever seen a drop dead gorgeous guy with an ok-looking girl. Like ever. It’s always “even” or the other way around. I hate to spend so much time discussing appearances, but it’s crazy to me that this sort of a script is considered unconventional. I can’t come up with a good reason why we don’t consistently seen this type of relationship blossom on screen or in life.
The list of Golden Globe Nominees was announced today, and though there were no major surprises, I love pretty much anyone who’s got a shot at winning an award. And that, friends, is an exciting prospect for my 2011 TV schedule. So while I was making a mental food-shopping list for award night (Tostitos, Diet Coke, twizzlers…hey, January 16th isn’t that far off!), I really got to thinking, “How amazing would it be if I could actually go to the Golden Globes?” And because that just wasn’t enough, I thought, “What if I could go and pick who sat at my table!?”
Granted I would never pull out the chips and salsa in front of my A-List buddies, but I think a night of forgoing junk food would be well worth it if I got to watch the awards next to these fabulous people…
Ryan Gosling, nominated for Blue Valentine
Could I have made a more obvious selection? Well, probably…keep reading my list. But come on! Not only did be become the dreamy lead male for our generation in The Notebook, but bro has also rocked a number of darker roles, too. Blue Valentine is the perfect storm of sexy and slightly disturbing, and I definitely want to ask dear Ryan about the controversial sex scene he did with Michelle Williams. I mean, maybe he can even illustrate a few of the finer points…who knows. Actors take their craft very seriously, so I think he’d be all for a little hands-on demonstration.
Alec Baldwin, nominated for 30 Rock
Did someone order a dirty old man? Alec’s the guy who will be staring at your boobs, assaulting his children on the phone during commercial breaks, making vulgar comments about women…and we’ll love him all the more for it. Oddly enough, even in his current paunchy, graying physique, he’s still kinda hot. There, I said it.