It’s amazing the things that inspire memories and thoughts. The smell of stale beer with a hint of garbage reminds me of my neighbor boys in college. “Kanye’s Workout Plan” reminds me of dance parties in my living room. Chinese food always reminds me of the man who masturbated outside my window while I ate dinner with my roommates.
And Jose? He doesn’t remind me of much, except nights I can’t remember.
Every week we ask our fantastic writers to weigh in on a variety of things. This week, we decided to play a little word association game. What three memories/thoughts/ideas come to mind when they hear the word Jose?
I’ll give you a hint… it involves a toilet. Or a sock drawer, for the truly unfortunate.
Alex – Cornell: Burrito, salsa dancer, sweat
Kelly – UMass: Tacos, Cuervo, Mustache
Lauren – University of Michigan: Body shots, mistakes, and the worst. hangovers. ever. Read More »















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