• Gossip Girl: And The ‘Mother Of The Year Award’ Goes To….

    Gossip Girl: And The ‘Mother Of The Year Award’ Goes To….

    Let me get this straight. Juliet has been terrorizing the Upper East Side in her outlet mall dresses for months because Lily WhateverHerLastNameIs wanted Serena to get into a good high school? SERIOUSLY?

  • Gossip Girl Recap: This Isn’t J’s First Masquerade Party

    Gossip Girl Recap: This Isn’t J’s First Masquerade Party

    The entire season of Gossip Girl thus far has been the foreplay to the ultimate climax in a brewing ‘Serana take down’ courtesy of Team Brooklyn (i.e. Jenny, Vanessa, and Juliet). And not the good kind that gets you all hot and bothered. More like ‘what the hell are you doing with your hands, drunken frat pledge?’ foreplay. Read: horrific.

  • Gossip Girl: Dan’s Got a Special Birthday Gift for Ms. Blair

    Gossip Girl: Dan’s Got a Special Birthday Gift for Ms. Blair

    OK, let’s get the best part of the show out of the way early, shall we? Blair pushed Rachel Zoe down, a fondue chocolate bowl fell on her head, and she said, “I die” in that deranged elf voice. And I trembled with glee. It was BANANAS. Not to mention, that was probably enough calories for Zoe for the week!