Justin Timberlake has come a long way since his Mickey Mouse Club days. His hair has changed. His style has transformed. His music has evolved from his boy band days to present day. Over time, Justin Timberlake, in my opinion, has not only gotten cuter, but has just improved himself in every way possible. He’s morphed himself from the kind of boy we loved in the 90s, to the kind of man we love to look at in the 21st century. Here is Justin Timberlake’s transformation:

Another day, another Bieber story. But this time, he’s not being accused of impregnating a random woman or having terrible hair. He has a new single! It’s called “Boyfriend.” You know, so that all the little 12 year old girls who are obsessed with Justin Bieber can pretend he’s singing it just for them.

I’ve never been a Bieber fan (cue the angry comments), but I think he’s reached a new level of awful with this song. In the intro, he makes sort of an attempt at rapping, but it’s more like a male version of the Ke$ha sing-talk. And then he starts singing, and from there the song pretty much turns into a Jesse McCartney ripoff.

Some sample lyrical gems: “I could be a Buzz Lightyear, fly across the globe.” Come on Beibs. If I wanted a plastic doll for a boyfriend, obviously I would choose Ken. Oh, and also this: “If I was your man…” Wait, didn’t you just turn 18? LOL. Honey, you are nobody’s “man.”

Sigh. Justin Timberlake, where have you gone?! Please come back and save us from this.

Take a listen and decide for yourself – does this song make you want Justin Bieber to be your boyfriend?

Garnet is a student at Columbia University in New York City. She is “that person” who starts dancing at a party when everyone else is standing around, and if there were a Facebook stalking Olympics, she would be a gold medalist. She also loves cheesy 90s music, and almost died of happiness when Vanilla Ice retweeted her. Once. Follow her on Twitter @garnethenderson.

If you happen to be a celebrity (I mean, it’s a possibility), you should probably watch your back. Why? Because on March 29th, Punk’d is back on MTV. Ashton Kutcher is still the executive producer of the show, but he has handed over the hosting responsibilities to young celebrities like Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz. And there’s a long list of celebs who will be made into fools on national TV – Taylor Swift, Zac Efron, Lauren Conrad, Snooki, and more.

Is Punk’d still going to be funny? Have they run out of tricks? Only time will tell. But to celebrate the return of the prank show, we’ve rounded up the 12 best Punk’ds of all time. Check it out.

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Garnet is a student at Columbia University in New York City. She is “that person” who starts dancing at a party when everyone else is standing around, and if there were a Facebook stalking Olympics, she would be a gold medalist. She also loves cheesy 90s music, and almost died of happiness when Vanilla Ice retweeted her. Once. Follow her on Twitter @garnethenderson.

Justin Timberlake nails Bon Iver imprression!

Whitney’s family strips hotel room to thwart looters

David Beckham and his sons enjoy a boys night out

Colbert Report resumes production!

Hottie Gray Damon featured in Bello Mag

Dress by number: Olivia Palermo floral and leopard

Free pass for a fling? Who’d you choose?

Things I learned from not having casual sex

Life lessons from Disney villains

Prince William and Kate got a puppy!

Weirdest relationship ever.

Five things to talk about before the big move in.

Learn how to wear shorts with tights.

Justin Timberlake‘s finest fashion moments.

5 break up myths.

Superbowl ads and their mismatched marketing.

Daniel Radcliffe puts on his serious face.

How much do A-listers really make?

Instead of freezing over the holidays, it looks like most celebs opted for tropical vacations. Luckily for us, every single one of them decided to take a ride on a jet ski. From those who looked like they were born to ride the waves, to some others who seemed more than awkward in their puffy life jackets, this is one of those galleries you never knew you wanted to see…but you totally do.

Click through for some photos of celebrities living it up on the water.

Whenever I’m trolling the internet, looking for something new and exciting to post over and over and annoy my friends with, I somehow always end up on OMG Facts. Every day OMG Facts comes out with new, interesting, shocking, and hilarious fun facts that will literally make you say, “What the f***?!” From Justin Timberlake’s experimentation with the ganja to tricks to being able to breathe underwater longer, OMG Facts never fails to make me laugh and go, “Oh really now?” You can also follow their Twitter account, where they are constantly updating with new facts. So check out some of my favorite ones and see if you were as fascinated as I was!

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10 Guys you should date in 2012

Guess this is not the year of Octomom

Is Justin Timberlake the perfect Elton John?

A defense for dating around

Love resolutions you can actually keep

How to glam up your walk of shame

Hindus take the Katy Perry/Russell Brand breakup badly

Some people just get nasty plastic surgery

Crazy tattoos of celebs

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Over the years, certain items have left our lists like Barbie dolls, play sets, coloring books and Limited Too gift cards…but some items remain constant. We have grown up enough to be aware that Santa isn’t real and can’t magically give us everything on our lists (though we are still in mourning). However, we haven’t grown up enough to realize that our parent’s don’t have the connections to get the *Nsync-er that we put on our list under the tree with his you-know-what in a box. Similar to how there are classic Christmas carols by Frank Sinatra that people have been listening to for decades, there are essential items that we’re pretty sure our moms and grandmas had on their lists, too. These are the classic wish-list items that make up our not-so-grown up Christmas lists.

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There’s an Irish version of ‘Jersey Shore’

Guess who’s joining the cast of ‘True Blood’!

Strangest celebrity phobias

Is this video by Jessica Biel’s bro real?

Idiot-proof guide to glittery nails

Holiday party dos and don’ts!

Our favorite Frenchie makes fun of Hollywood

The best on-screen couples of 2011

3 festive looks for your holiday party season