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Candy Dish: Hey Girl, I Want Candy
•Ryan Gosling loves buying candy, whenever and wherever
•Shocker of the day: less sexism = more sex
•Start your morning right with some hot surfers
•’Three Stooges’ Jersey Shore Guidette style?
•Hollywood is uneasy about sex scenes but loves potty humor
•Why films are better than movies
•Tim Gunn’s 10 must have items
Candy Dish: JWOWW to J OWW
•Um…what happened to JWOWW?
•Cee Lo Green’s new music video starring Urkel
•Do you prefer your hair straight or curly?
•No Sue Sylvester in the 3D Glee movie??!!
•Call the Fashion Police
•Are mini wedges the best shoe this summer?
•Look what you can do with photoshop! This is why you need to enter

Candy Dish: Yeah, I’m Scared
• This J-Woww news will HORRIFY YOU
• 10 spring bags that won’t break the bank
• Behind the scenes of Hollywood’s latest girl power action flick
• If they remade When Harry met Sally (seriously hilarious!)
• Blissfully unaware that you are ORANGE
• The morning after…
• The ten types of sex dreams
Jersey Shore: The Punch Heard ‘Round The Boardwalk
Once Upon a Time, we are brought back to the greasy, dirty (city? town? state?) Kingdom of Long Island (why God, why?)… the land of disasters and stolen beds. Our heroines, Snookers and JWoww are raiding what Tom’s left in the house. Stealing a BED? Chop his nuts off, Snook! The princesses collect Jenni’s 17 fluffy puppies and bring them back to the Sleazeside Heights Palace.
Jersey Shore: She’s Phony, He’s Fake!
Other than, “OH YEAH, EVERGLADES, YEAH” it was really difficult for me to take anything away from last night’s episode of Jersey Shore. Are we seriously dealing with a finale right now? I would’ve rather been watching South Park’s ripoff of the Jersey cast….
Jersey Shore: The Decline of the Scumtuation
Last night’s episode of the Jersey Shore finally put the last nail in the Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino coffin. Oh well, at least he has mad cooking skills to compete in Top Chef. I personally was heartbroken watching him go from house Papa Bear to ultimate entitled creepshow.
Candy Dish: David Arquette Talks Separation
• And maybe says a little too much….
• Get out of the gym and get in shape the FUN WAY.
• Check out JWoww in her natural habitat.
• 7 chic blazers for under $70!
• Not everyone wants to be on Glee…
• Rushing into a relationship? Don’t.

Jersey Shore: OH YEAH, WARZONE OHHH YEAH!!
Was I watching an episode of Jersey Shore or “Antiques Roadshow” last night? It was hard to tell due to the fact that the show was so dull I almost felt like checking to see what was on PBS. No offense to you PBS, but you’re not exactly bringing in the fist pumps every week.
Vaseline: A College Girl’s Best Friend
Today marks the 140th birthday of our good and loyal friend, Vaseline. Here is to all of those good times we’ve had when we’ve needed you most. I keep you by my bed, in my bag, and in the car. I pick you up, dip my finger in your gooey residue and primp and prime to my utmost pleasure. You’re cheap, you’re handy, and you’re my BFF.
Jersey Shore: The Sizzling Questions
Let me just open with a bold statement: Ron and Sammi need to get off my television, ASAP. Their negativity is clogging up the screen and prohibiting Snooki from getting her fist pump on. Seriously, get these two epic losers off of MTV before I JWoww their whiny behinds.
Jersey Shore: Or Was It The Hills?
Okay, when did the Jersey Shore become about heartfelt “feelings” and “emotions” instead of bar fights, beating the beat and smushing? SERIOUSLY. Thank goodness we had MVP running a very serious game plan last night about how they were going to maneuver three girls and a grenade to get us through the hour.
Jersey Shore: “Who’s President of the I.F.F.?”
Who can’t help but love the dysfunction of the Jersey Shore? This week, the gang (I feel like we’re opening a summary of Scooby Doo. Come on – Snookie, Scooby… same thing?) deals with some hard-hitting moral dilemmas.
Jersey Shore: Smush or Get Smushed
Is anyone else seeing a darker side of the Jersey Shore this season? No? Just me? Maybe I should take off my sunglasses when I’m inside. Ahhhh, much better. So far this season on J.S. there has been one underlying theme making its way through Miami: smush or get smushed. When you’re smushin’, you’re crushing it, you’re lookin good, you’re rocking GTL and just ruling South Beach.
Candy Dish: Are You a Man Eater?
• Are you a man eater?!
• Check out JWoww before The Jersey Shore.
• 9 Facebook updates you just can’t avoid.
• Sleepy puppies are too cute for words.
• 3 yummy mocktails for a sober summer.
• Vogue does sunglasses. And they do them well.
Jersey Shore: Gym, Tan, SMUSH!
First and foremost, this has been the most anticipated show of the year for me. Needless to say, episode one of the Jersey Shore did not disappoint. From the first ten minutes (which we already saw) to the last, it was chock-full of immobile hair, grainy over-contrasted filter shots, super fruity blended drinks and fist pumps galore.
Jersey Shore or Project Runway – What Do You Watch?!
Today’s a big day, people. ot only is it National Lasagna Day, but tonight’s TV schedule boasts two major season premiers: Jersey Shore (So fitting, right?) and Project Runway!