• It’s Time To Hang Up The Microphone, American Idol

    It’s Time To Hang Up The Microphone, American Idol

    So last night was American Idol’s big finale, the one where they name the winner and have a whole show dedicated to Simon Cowell’s creations. To be honest, I didn’t even know the season finale was last night until I saw it pop up on my Twitter feed this morning. And even then, I couldn’t have cared less.

  • From Popeater: Will Ellen Boost Idol’s Ratings?

    From Popeater: Will Ellen Boost Idol’s Ratings?

    After months of speculation, Ellen DeGeneres will finally have the chance to prove herself worthy of the seat between ‘American Idol’ judges Kara, Randy and Simon. Tuesday night marks her much anticipated ‘Idol’ debut, replacing former judge Paula Abdul.

  • Are You Ready for American Idol?

    Are You Ready for American Idol?

    Over the past eight years American Idol has been bringing the country’s undiscovered talent into our living rooms via our 50 inch flat screens (I wish). There’s nothing like watching Randy, Simon and Paula whittle down thousands of hopefuls into 12 finalists who will spend weeks singin’ their little hearts out for us, while we feverishly grab our phones at the end of the show to cast our vote for the best performer.

  • Candy Dish: Another Celebrity Sex Tape?

    Candy Dish: Another Celebrity Sex Tape?

    Super Mario is super naughty.
    • Has the economy begun to recover?
    • Someone really doesn’t like Jessica Simpson.
    • Kara DioGuardi wants Paula back.
    • Pandas make everything cuter.
    • Kelly Clarkson is comfortable in her skin.

  • The Rival Rundown: UNC-Chapel Hill vs Duke

    The Rival Rundown: UNC-Chapel Hill vs Duke

    This week, we focus on one of the most intense rivalries in all of sports. Only eight miles (and immeasurable animosity) separate the campuses of UNC-Chapel Hill and Duke University. Both are excellent schools with terrific athletic traditions.

  • Celebretard Showdown: Paula Abdul vs. Kara DioGuardi

    Celebretard Showdown: Paula Abdul vs. Kara DioGuardi

    During one of my sweaty midnight marathons (not the good kind, trust me), I happened to see one of the more recent episodes of American Idol. If I despised the American Idol judges before, you can bet that Kara DioGuardi’s actions didn’t make my feelings any fonder. What was she thinking?? I mean, the only one to rival her in craziness is Paula Abdul.

  • Who Can Fill Paula Abdul’s Louboutins?

    Who Can Fill Paula Abdul’s Louboutins?

    I, for one, am thoroughly sad to hear that the web is abuzz with rumors that Paula Abdul might be abdicating her judge-ship on American Idol. She’s my second fav of the 4 AI judges (I mean, honestly, no one beats Simon: that smile, that accent, his badass, smart-alleck wit…swoon; Randy I stop listening to after the first “dawg” leaves his mouth..

  • Candy Dish: Word To Your Mother, Kris Allen!

    Candy Dish: Word To Your Mother, Kris Allen!

    • The Idol Finale was full of surprises.
    • Dessert for dinner? Do it!
    • This is totally not P.C., but we kinda laughed anyway.
    • We’re obsessed with the maxi dress!
    • Will Chase Crawford do Kevin Bacon justice?
    • Um. Bacon lube exists.

  • A Look Back at (Male) Idol Winners Past

    A Look Back at (Male) Idol Winners Past

    It’s that time of year again! The time of year young performers from around the country li…