I’ll be there for you...unless you make this stupid movie

Penis Enlargements! for a month

Heidi Montag sings about getting wasted and boinking randoms

Who is going to read this?  Seriously.

Kate Beckinsale gets randomly randy…in front of her kids

Get nude, and get paid

Christopher Hitchens gets waterboarded..for 30 seconds…and freaks

Will Smith just can’t play a convincing a**hole

How to give good email

Finally.  A realistic sex scene (complete with a towel and creepy grandma picture)

Like nails scratching a chalkboard, I cannot stand PDA. Some call me cold. Some call me heartless. I call myself considerate of humankind.A peck on the cheek here and there, fine. You like each other. You’re having a lot of sex. I get it. But Lapdog Syndrome seems to be the STD plaguing my peers even more so than syphilis.

You know the symptoms: the girlfriend becomes a lifeless, glassy – eyed rag doll on the overprotective boyfriend’s lap. It’s more precious than erotic, but equally gag – inducing. It’s almost as bad as the patented crotch – grab. Read More »

Their faces stare at us from the magazine racks every time we’re waiting inline at the grocery store or 7-11.

They are, the most gorgeous, the most glamorous, the most envied of the Hollywood Elite. But did you know they’re the most intellegent too?

Stars like Natalie Portman, Jennifer Conolly and Kate Beckinsale have all achieved major academic success in addition to their accomplishments as thespians.

Take a look at the list, I think you will be very surprised.

Which Entertainment Einstein do you think sports the best Beauty and Brains combo?