Candy Dish: Material Girl

Happy birthday to the one and only Madonna

Britain’s most eligible bachelor

Would you try the ombre nail polish trend?

The celebrities with the most atypical childhoods

These should really not exist

FINALLY!  TLC removes Kate Gosselin from our TV sets

The most creative high heels

8 Vocab works welearned from Disney Movies

Bras in art


Celebrity Rehab: the Reality Kids’ Stars

Now that Kate Plus 8 has FINALLY been canceled, it’s time for us reality show enthusiasts to push aside our constant indulging of these guilty pleasures for the sake of the children involved. There really is no reason why Kate Gosselin needed to drag the show on so much longer after her public, messy divorce and I’m sure it took quite the toll on the children emotionally. By the show’s end, it seemed to us viewers that Kate couldn’t step away from the fame.

Now, I fear for all of those other celebrity reality children who were forced to mature under the constant watch of television cameras. There’s no question that they’re going to need celebrity rehab thanks to their parents. Here are the 10 celeb-reality kids who have rehabilitation in their near futures. For them, we pray. Read More »


WTF is TLC Thinking?

Polygamy: because 4 wives is better for ratings than 19 kids.

As I was channel surfing the other day, I paused on TLC to watch an old episode of What Not To Wear. After countless “Umm… no”s, a few “I wish Clinton wasn’t gay”s, and too many moments in the painful-to-watch but wildly-entertaining 360° mirror, the show went to commercial. And before I had a chance to flip back to Teen Mom, across my screen flashed an ad for TLC’s newest reality show: Sister Wives, a show that rethinks “love, marriage, and reality family.”

Yes— if you just clicked on that link, what you saw was correct. TLC (what was formally known as The Learning Channel) will be teaching Americans all about a topic we are just dying to sink our teeth into: Polygamy. Dubbed by many as the real Big Love, the show follows Cody, his 3 wives, 13 kids, and newest fiancé as they all prepare for Cody’s fourth wedding.

Yeah, let that one marinate for a second.
And let us all come together with one big “WTF, TLC?!?”

I’ll be honest, I didn’t think it was possible for TLC to get any more messed up. Growing up, I used to watch A Wedding Story and A Baby Story, tears filling my eyes as I saw how a baby was born or what it took to pull off the perfect wedding. Nowadays, though, I legitimately cannot remember the last time TLC taught me much of anything….besides what it looks like for a happy marriage to go up in (Ed Hardy) flames or when a little person gets a DUI.

Which makes me wonder: what those TLC people are smoking goes on in the TLC boardroom? How do they come up with their stellar frightening TV line up? I don’t know for sure, but I have a feeling there are brownies (yeah, that kind), bean bag chairs and conversations that sound a little like this: Read More »


Candy Dish: So That’s Why It’s So Hard to Move On…

According to science, we are addicted to love.

Sarah Palin teams up with….KATE GOSSELIN?!

Dear god, don’t let this woman be pregnant.

The 2,363rd reason I won’t be seeing Saw VII.

Are romantic comedies ruining your love life?

These people shouldn’t be allowed to have a phone.


Candy Dish: Sucks to Be Jon Gosselin

And not just because he’s Jon Gosselin….

Bring on the shine with these gorge metallic bags.

Show us your abs, Taylor Lautner. SHOW US!

It’s all about the bright and beautiful this summer.

What makes that boy so irresistible? Find out.

Is Kevin Costner going to clean up this oil mess?


Candy Dish: Jon Gosselin Gets the Boot

jon gosselin smokes

Maybe that single dad show will happen, after all.

Screech’s tell-all is out!

Is that college degree really necessary?

Tyson Beckford has the hots for Obama.

Live large with these giant accessories.

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian get serious.