Ah yes, the fourth hour of the Today Show. The one hour of TV that’s almost as much of a trainwreck as Rock of Love Bus. Kathie Lee and Hoda typically talk about some embarassing issues. Acutally, Kathy Lee talks about them, and Hoda tries as hard as she can to act professional. Their behavior has been made fun of on Saturday Night Live tons of times, with Kristen Wiig doing a spot-on Kathie Lee.

Well, I hope SNL was watching today, because the ladies of the fourth hour made us all feel more awkward then we did at our first dance as a pre-teen. They talked about Labiaplasty. Hoda didn’t want to talk about it at all, but that’s okay because Kathie Lee did enough talking for the both of them. She talked about how her mom got the surgery and then her parents were really happy with it. Gross. Ew. Ick. Take a look at the ladies talk about vagina surgery, and hang your head in embarrassment.

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