Woops! Meant to send that text to a friend, did we?

Looks like Mr. Jackson Jr. tried to buy his way into the Senate.

Wanna shed some weight? Try some slivers.

Katie Perry gets drunk, performs. Awkwardness ensues.

Navigate the holidays alone.

P Diddy’s anti-foot fetish.

11 tips for scoring at thrift stores.

Are Nate and J. Humph makin’ out for realz?

Blackberry’s got nothing on the iPhone.

Why one gay will not participate in a Day Without Gays.

The best lipgloss for ringing in ’09.

Buddy the Elf...gone bad.

Mississippi State’s got a new head coach.

Madonna’s secret recordings (no, they are not sex tapes!).

Forget the girl with her heart on her sleeve; wear your uterus on your undies?

Some men are really, really desperate.

Katie Perry eats it on national TV.

Now everyone can look like Heidi Klum. Well, sorta.

Joe the Plumber and Joe Six Pack chat it up.

The greatest college pranks…ever.

Columbia gets erotic.

Travis Barker is out of the hospital!

The most delicious iPhone.

Professor trading cards? It’s real!

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards blew.  The geniuses at MTV have succeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements.  Great Job!

But despite all the foolishness, the red carpet was chock full o’ eye-catching looks… some hot, some way not.  So, rather than making you search thru all those grocery-store-checkout-line-webzines for your VMA fashion fix, we have compiled the best of the best and the best of the worst for your viewing pleasure.

BTW Pink- You saying “Lemme Check My Flow” in a song has a way different connotation than when Eminem says it… and the thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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