When I was in elementary school, life was simple.  I spent my time divided between the playground at school and my living room couch.  Yeah, there might have been some school involved, but nothing was important as my shows:  Step By Step, Family Matters, Full House, and Saved By The Bell.  Especially Saved By The Bell – Zack Morris was cute to the max.

All the best moments are etched in my mind as clearly as events from my own life:  Jessie Spano’s caffeine pill addiction, Lisa Turtle’s sprained ankle dance, the Hot Fudge Sundae aerobics/music video, the gang’s glee club fail and the time AC Slater and Zack got in a fist fight.  A. Ma. Zing.  Never mind that my childhood memories are of TV shows…

Anyway, when I recently became aware of Jimmy Fallon’s plan to reunite the cast of SBTB, I had a minor freakout of happiness.  BUT then I found out about Tiffani Thiessen’s plan to eff everything up! WTF Kelly Kapowski!!  I always knew she was a bitch.  She even left Zack for that douchebag, Jeff!  According to a recent interview, she’s just too busy for a SBTB reunion due to her excessive hotness and her new live-action cat movie (she’s doing all the voices).

You know what, Tiffani Thiessen?  I say you get off your bikini-clad ass and take one for the team.  Saved By The Bell was the high point of your career (hell, it was her career – what has she even done since then, aside from her stint as bitchy Valerie Malone and a few crappy TV movies?), so this can only help you, really.  I mean, it’s a small step from the cover of People magazine (from which Screech was missing…somewhat worrisome) to a full-scale reunion, is it not?

I don’t know why anyone would voluntarily skip out on a chance to hang out with Mark-Paul Gosselaar.  Seriously.  Just make it happen.

Time-in!