Stars who regret having plastic surgery

The secret to a Victoria’s Secret model’s body

Of course Prince Harry speed dates for the rich

Hollywood tackles the long distance relationship

Are these celebs secretly related??  No, seriously

Daniel Craig is quite the lady

Kendra sure thinks highly of herself

Are tattoos okay in the workplace these days?

Time to up your sex drive?

And ode to a Jonas

How to tell your friend her BF sucks

Can open relationships work?

Celeb couples that could actually work

7 tips for perfectly styled eyebrows

The art of self-control

10 people you should be following on Twitter

Whatever, Kendra Wilkinson

Funny photo of the day

Is Miley’s new video hot or inappro?

Atheists find their place at college

Last week it seemed like society would finally be free of one of its hottest messes. Turns out, not so much. Unlike we all thought and hoped,  Lindsay Lohan won’t be going to jail…yet. But this week we learn she might not be quite as down and out as we once thought. At least compared to the other crazies in HWood. And you know I’m loving it. There’s something nice about seeing celebrities that are crazier than you; it makes your dreams of having your own reality show seem like a reachable goal.

What’s Happening:

1. Lindsay Lohan finally made it to court! In fact, the judge postponed her vacation because she knew her replacement would go easy on Ms. Lindsanity. Anywho, Lilo has to wear a SCRAM anklet (so in right now), submit to random drug testing, attend an alcohol education course once a week, and even has to call her probation officer every night! She’s still allowed to take her prescription meds (Adderall and Ambien), but the random drug tests will determine if she’s using those properly (doubtful). I know this seems bad, but I think jail would straighten her up. It worked for Paris. Sorta…

2. Simon Monjack (Brittany Murphy’s husband) passed away this week due to heart troubles. He must have really had a broken heart. His family claims he needed a bypass surgery, but he wanted to wait. Brittany’s family is still insisting that he was crazy and something shady was going on in their house. There were a lot of prescription medications found in his home, but no one is sure what the cause of his death actually was. It’s been ruled as natural causes and Simon will be buried next to Brittany. Read More »

The ways to deal with a sex tape.

What are those rings for, RPatz and KStew?

8 fun things to do on a rainy day.

Naomi Campbell: jealous or racist?

Cute summer shoes that don’t require a pedi!

Burn. Bad week for Crystal Bowersox.

WTF is up with man-heels?

Kendra’s sex tape might not be so bad for her….

Did porn almost kill Bret Michaels?

Well, that’s one way to deal with a cheater.

And this is why these people are single.

HOLY HELL. What are hipsters going to do now?!

I want what Jennifer Aniston is drinking.

Would you wear floral jeans?

Getting rid of those much-loved closet misfits.

8 horrible drugstore products to AVOID.

Wanna see Kendra’s sex tape cover?

These two look like a lot more than co-stars.

Who’s Madonna’s latest boy (literally) toy?

What’s in the stars for Paris and Doug?

Is he stringing you along?

Kendra is really sad about the Super Bowl.

Would you wear ultra-high heels?

Behold: the hottest baby ever.

So, what’s next for Paula Abdul?

Stay away from these dudes.

It’s a boy for Kendra Wilkinson.

Bates students turn trash into treasure.

Bradley Cooper is off the market, ladies.

Christian Siriano brings the fierce to your face.

Kendra Wilkinson is one hot pregnant lady.

TTFN, cellulite!

Something’s wrong with Mischa Barton.

Not everything in the world has gone to crap.

Oprah is really influential.

Foods that shrink your stomach.

Girls Next Door‘s leading ladies, Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison, and Bridget Marquardt are slowly trickling off the bunny ranch. To Hef’s dismay, his girls are looking for bigger and better (and dare we say younger?) things in life. So let’s re-cap:

First, Holly, Hef’s main squeeze, discovered about six months ago that her little Puffin had no intention of getting married OR having children. (But let’s be real, Holly. I know you love him and all, but the man is 82. Did you really think he’d want to go down that road at this age…again? Regardless, we love you for trying.) After discovering the chances of becoming the next Mrs. Hef were slim, fat, and none, Madison got pretty depressed and announced her split from Hefner. Since then, it’s been confrimed Holly’s dating mindfreak, Criss Angel. Read More »