Chris Brown has something to say, too.

Kevin Federline’s gone and knocked up another one.

Maybe Mariah should re-think this wardrobe choice…

There’s a big shoe sale happening and we want in.

Why is Obama so adorable?

Oh no! Blanche!

Jon Gosselin puts TLC in their place.

So a couple of cows wander into a 7-11….

Wait, K-Fed is getting fatter?

How did this guy become a judge?

Rihanna’s letting it all hang out.

Bring a toy into the bedroom. Here’s how.

Um, Justin Timberlake and Rihanna? WTF?

Forget scrunchies – use your undies!

Heather Locklear’s back at Melrose Place.

Healthy hair will save your life.

How to date without the booze.

K-Fed got fat…to make a couple bucks.

Diane Sawyer gets promoted.

Now there’s a hot couple. Mmmm mmm mmmm.

Aubrey O’Day defends her idiocy.

Students choosing passion over money.

Holy cow K-Fed!

Who wears these shirts?!

Is K-Fed bulking up to become a reality star?

Lily Allen sings, drinks and designs jewelry.

So we won’t be seeing Heidi Montag Pratt naked any time soon.

Want to win $1,000 to BeBe?

Tony Romo wants Jessica far, far away.

The top 20 high protein foods.

My favorite singer belting out my favorite MJ song? Heaven.

Will Angelina Jolie steal David Beckham, too?

And this is why we should never dance on bars.

5 hairstyles to beat that heat.

Looks like K-Fed is on Britney’s old diet plan.

Garnier launches a whole bunch of great products.

As far as I can tell, there are three main types of celebrities that the world fawns over.

Type 1:“The Talented Celebrity.”  Think models who have shown up on the cover of Italian Vogue, actors like Brad Pitt who have starred in everything from comedy to drama, and music moguls who come out with one hit after another (think Madonna).

Type 2: “The Train Wreck- Once Famous, Now in Rehab.”  These are people like Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse, who are no doubt talented, but can’t keep themselves away from the bars and the drugs long enough to earn coveted longevity in Hollywood.

Type 3: “Why the Hell are They Famous?” The people who People Magazine, US Weekly, and Perez Hilton constantly cover, we all read about, and none of us are exactly sure what this person has done to deserve press coverage (think Anna Nicole Smith).  Below is a list of the ten best examples of these non-celebrities – the ones that take over our headlines, but haven’t done much to merit this press coverage.  And if anyone can tell me why we actually care what these people are up to…well, be my guest. Read More »

Whenever we need to make a difficult decision, we make a list. You know, like when we were choosing a school, when we were choosing a date to the first sorority date party, or when we weren’t sure which we loved more: our Prada backpack or our Skechers.

So when are constantly faced with the awful decision of which hot mess of a celebrity is more hot messy, we make a list. Yes, this is a decision we feel the need to make on a weekly basis; we have a lot of time on our hands.

Moving on.

This week’s showdown is between two of our favorite celebs to watch (as they completely meltdown into a pile of crazy mush): Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears. Who is more of a train wreck? God, that’s a tough call, so let’s break it down. Read More »

Unfortunately, not the same happy ending we saw on the Hudson.

It’s an Idol party!

People wonder about Rihanna’s eye patch.

How about some special cupcakes to celebrate Friday the 13th?

10 tips for beauty on a budget.

Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant? Is she ever single?

Who will get the Olympics in 2016?

Making important changes on campus.

Bra-art for breast cancer.

If I were a bro.

Oh no. K-Fed is back in the recording studio. Maybe he should do a duet with Heidi? That has “Grammy” written all over it.

Girl selling virginity wants to help the world.

Check out K-Fed’s new lady.

Sasha Fierce has nothing on this girl.

CollegeHumor is getting their own MTV show!

Women would rather live without sex than internet?

5 magazines that may not make it through ‘09.

The best lip color on the cheap.

Keanu Reeves thinks he’s perfect. Do you agree?

Stars of the 90’s – who’s still hot?

Treat that post exam trauma.

What should you wear for NYE?

Is fashion week <shudder> cancelled?