K-Fed’s Heart Breaks in Australia
This morning, TMZ reported that K-Fed was rushed to the hospital after his heart “showed signs of distress.” He was in Australia filming a reality show called “Excess Baggage” – not exactly sure what that is, but it sounds terrible enough to cause a serious heart problem.
Candy Dish: I Don’t Think You’re Ready for This Jelly
•K-Fed wants to lose his K-Fat.
•Oops…looks like even Robert Pattinson isn’t always the best boyfriend.
•Kristen Dunst and Jimmy Fallon have a dirty, dirty secret.
•This star’s husband only married her to get a Green Card. Rough life.
•Polygamy in pop culture. Just as creepy as you think.
•Kristen Stewart was immortalized. In Vans.

Candy Dish: There’s a…Situation
•Abercrombie is embarrassed by The Situation
•Wear pink without looking like Barbie
•This is why you should think twice about plastic surgery
•Our favorite TV and movie couples
•Guess who’s trying to make bank on shoes like J. Simpson
•How to do your own salon quality manicure
•Important instructions for life
Candy Dish: The iPad Is Here and We’re In Love
• The iPad is out!
• And so are the jokes.
• Gold medal beauty tips from an Olympian.
• So that’s why K-Fed got fat.
• Taylor Momsen’s heading to Lohan-ville, fast.
• Do men understand guilt?
Candy Dish: Courtney Love Is Talking..
• This time about Britney Spears.
• Don’t miss out on these Black Friday deals!
• Kevin Federline: skinny and douchey.
• Uh, guys have more personality? What?
• Stay motivated on that diet!
• MTV is pissing off the Italians.
Candy Dish: Rihanna’s Not The Only One Talking
• Chris Brown has something to say, too.
• Kevin Federline’s gone and knocked up another one.
• Maybe Mariah should re-think this wardrobe choice…
• There’s a big shoe sale happening and we want in.
• Why is Obama so adorable?
• Oh no! Blanche!
Candy Dish: Jon Gosselin Is Pissed at TLC
• Jon Gosselin puts TLC in their place.
• So a couple of cows wander into a 7-11….
• Wait, K-Fed is getting fatter?
• How did this guy become a judge?
• Rihanna’s letting it all hang out.
• Bring a toy into the bedroom. Here’s how.

Around the Web

Candy Dish: New Man for Rihanna?
• Um, Justin Timberlake and Rihanna? WTF?
• Forget scrunchies – use your undies!
• Heather Locklear’s back at Melrose Place.
• Healthy hair will save your life.
• How to date without the booze.
• K-Fed got fat…to make a couple bucks.
Candy Dish: You Go, Diane Sawyer!
• Diane Sawyer gets promoted.
• Now there’s a hot couple. Mmmm mmm mmmm.
• Aubrey O’Day defends her idiocy.
• Students choosing passion over money.
• Holy cow K-Fed!
• Who wears these shirts?!
Candy Dish: K-Fed’s Newest Business Plan
• Is K-Fed bulking up to become a reality star?
• Lily Allen sings, drinks and designs jewelry.
• So we won’t be seeing Heidi Montag Pratt naked any time soon.
• Want to win $1,000 to BeBe?
• Tony Romo wants Jessica far, far away.
• The top 20 high protein foods.
Candy Dish: Jennifer Hudson Steals The Show…er…MJ Memorial Service
• My favorite singer belting out my favorite MJ song? Heaven.
• Will Angelina Jolie steal David Beckham, too?
• And this is why we should never dance on bars.
• 5 hairstyles to beat that heat.
• Looks like K-Fed is on Britney’s old diet plan.
•Garnier launches a whole bunch of great products.
The Top 10 Celebrities Who Should NOT Be Famous
As far as I can tell, there are three main types of celebrities that the world fawns over. Type 1:“The Talented Celebrity.” Think models who have shown up on the cover of Italian Vogue, actors like Brad Pitt who have starred in everything from comedy to drama, and music moguls who come out with one hit after another (think Madonna)…

Celebretard Showdown: Winehouse Vs. Spears
This week’s showdown is between two of our favorite celebs to watch (as they completely meltdown into a pile of crazy mush): Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears. Who is more of a train wreck? God, that’s a tough call, so let’s break it down.