This morning, TMZ reported that K-Fed was rushed to the hospital after his heart “showed signs of distress.”  He was in Australia filming a reality show called “Excess Baggage” – not exactly sure what that is, but it sounds terrible enough to cause a serious heart problem.

And take a look at this picture. K-Fed is definitely in a regular car, not an ambulance. So how did he get that oxygen mask? Does he have a medical team on hand? Are his body guards trained in CPR? Does K-Fed even need body guards? At first glance, I was especially confused because it looks like K-Fed drove himself to the hospital. Why was he driving with that oxygen mask on? And then I remembered. He was in Australia. The driver’s seat is on the other side of the car over there. Oops.

In all seriousness, K-Fed, we here at CC wish you a speedy recovery. If your heart is still broken over Britney, don’t worry. Love will find a way.

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