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The Weekly Wrap Up: Did Someone Say Barbecue?!

CC Staff — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:00:24 +0000

If you love America as much as we do (and you should, or else you’ll have to answer to Stephen Colbert), then you’re excited for the Fourth of July and all the awesome things it brings: a break from work, a sizzling barbecue, and quality time spent with family and friends (or just friends, if you’re not too keen on family reunions).

Don’t worry about how you’re going to stomach all those hot dogs and hamburgers without a “reversal of fortune;” just prepare your body and mind before you start packing away the pounds and six-packs. I know that I’ll be eating twice my own body weight this weekend in order to get over Kevin Jonas being off the market. Well, at least there are two JoBros left! But we may need a bigger bed if we want a chance with either of them (psh, purity rings don’t stand a chance against a girl on a mission – although open-mindedness is not a bad thing, either).

Speaking of celebs, what a crazy week it’s been for them and their adoring fans! Having to dispel rumors about their own deaths can’t be too fun. Hopefully, the coming week will bring with it some things to smile about (and really smile about) in spite of all the bad news we’ve been hearing. The recession is still laying into universities’ budgets and leaving college grads lost in the job search (or just literally lost); but we’ve heard that if you try sometimes, you can get the advice you need to make it in the world.

However, this week still leaves us with one burning question that we have yet to find the answer to: what’s with hipsters and PBR?

Kevin Jonas Wants To Get Laid

Katie - Michigan State University — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:00:27 +0000

So…Kevin Jonas is engaged at the age of 21. Who saw this coming? I’m gonna go ahead and wave my hand wildly around in the air. What I can’t figure out is how he did it. I mean, how do you even walk in pants that tight, much less get down on one knee to propose? And were his brothers there? Is a Jonas brother marriage like a Jonas Brothers song – involving all three members?

I can just imagine the scene now…Kevin Jonas walks up to the front door of his girlfriend’s house, tells his body guards to get back in the limo and drive around the corner, and knocks on the door. She answers, he gets down on one knee, pulls out a ring, and then the music starts…because his brothers are obviously strategically placed in his girlfriend’s house to add back-up vocals.

I can’t get your smile out of my mind
(I can’t get you out of my mind)
I think about your eyes all the time
You’re beautiful but you don’t even try
(You don’t even, don’t even try)
Modesty is just so hard to find

Now I’m speechless
Over the edge, I’m just breathless
I never thought that I’d catch this love bug again
Hopeless, head over heels in the moment
I never thought that I’d get hit by this love bug again

I’m getting misty just thinking about it…except not really. It’s kind of geeky, once you think about it (everyone is going crazy over a 21 year old virgin getting married). But anyway, kudos to Kevin Jonas! He’s finally gonna get laid and be happy in love and blah blah blah. I wonder what this means for future Jonas Brothers albums…not so innocent anymore, perhaps?