The Top Nine of 2009

For most of us, 2009 was probably not the best year – the economy was still in the toilet, we were fighting two wars, Michael Jackson (and Patrick Swayze!) died, and we couldn’t play beer pong out of fear we were going to get the Swine Flu.

But all that didn’t really matter to those peeps out in Hollywood, because somehow, despite all the odds, some people still managed to come out on top and have a freaking awesome year.

Let’s take a look at who had the best 2009: Read More »


Candy Dish: What Happened to Brittany Murphy?

So what happened to Brittany Murphy?

Tiger Woods’ mama isn’t happy.

Is there a cure for cellulite?

Kevin Jonas finally got laid is a married man.

Everyone loves them some Avatar.

Is Khloe Kardashian preggers?


Candy Dish: Alexa Chung Gets The Boot

See ya later, Alexa Chung!

Who’s Miley smooching?!

Kim and Khloe talk boyfriends.

Maybe it’s better being single during the holidays.

Those Real Housewives are some greedy bitches.

Why did Angelina leave the Jersey Shore?


Candy Dish: Miley Skanks It Up For SATC

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Miley vs. Samantha Jones? Oy.

Justin Timberlake and Kings of Leon mashup? Awesome.

Lamar Odom signs his life away to Khloe. Finally.

Halloween display…or dead man?

The 10 worst crafts on Etsy.com.

Victoria Beckham is totes over food.


Generation Y: Are We Generation Shallow?

kardashian_sisters copyWhen asked to choose their top goals, a survey of 18 to 25-year-olds yielded staggering statistics.

81% said: to get rich.

51% said: to be famous.

I don’t know about you guys, but this makes me squirm in my seat just a tad.

Sure, it’s understandable that a large number of people want to have a fat wallet and their face plastered all over newspapers. Actually it’s a little too obvious. Our generation certainly boasts an embarrassingly high number of public figures with absolutely zero talent or reason for being there. Just think about it, some of the most famous celebrities are reality stars who got famous for being normal people on national TV and occasionally throwing in a fist fight, indulging a cocktail binge or going through an incredibly messy divorce to spice things up.

With these figures being glorified by our society, of course there are going to be those who want to follow in their footsteps and get their 15 minutes. But aren’t these numbers a tad bit high? The main goal of 81% of college students is to be rich?! What about being happy? Having a family? Improving the world in some way?

Are we just lazy? Is that why the life of the rich and famous looks so appealing? Or do people actually consider “famous” an appropriate fill in for the blank next to “occupation”? Read More »


Candy Dish: Khloe Kardashian’s Fake Wedding

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The whole thing was scripted?! NO!

So You Think You Can Dance gets X-rated.

6 secret places to meet a man.

Fall’s ultimate accessory: bold, red lips.

Top Gossip Girl moments that would never fly.

Amy Winehouse channels Eminem.


Candy Dish: Michael Jackson Secrets Revealed

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Michael Jackson just wasn’t that into Madonna.

Megan Fox redemption on SNL?

It’s time to get productive, peeps.

Sucks to be Mischa Barton.

Fall essentials for under $200.

Khloe Kardashian’s wedding pics worth how much!?


Candy Dish: Pregnant Woman Gets Preggers Again

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Pregnant woman gets pregnant AGAIN.

Um. I have no words. This is disgusting.

The army gets its  first female drill sergeant!

Wait. Which Kardashian is getting married?!

Cray cray Kelly Bensimon will be taking it all off for Playboy.

Hipsters will save the economy (or at least PBR).


Candy Dish: Health Scare for Nicole Richie

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DJ AM’s death takes a toll on Nicole Richie.

Puppy vs. baby: the battle is on.

Perez Hilton likes little girls.

Now this is a party animal.

Khloe Kardashian’s got a new man.

The Hoff does a solo.


Candy Dish: Obama’s First Pitch

obama pitchGreat arm, terrible choice of pants.

Chase Crawford and Ed Westwick break up.

Well hello, Channing Tatum.

Why do we kiss?

Khloe Kardashian loses weight. That’s news?!

Must. Have. This. Skirt.