Every day we’re bombarded with a million different messages about what we are supposed to look like. And tell you what, our not-so-scientific-yet-totally-accurate visual research proves that 99% of girls out there don’t fit the mold. So instead of telling you how to wear your hair, or how much weight to lose, or which one of Heidi Montag’s many surgeries to get, we’re going to celebrate these so-called beauty flaws with a new weekly series.

This week is all about the A-list celebrities. Nope, not the ones who are all over the red carpet and on the cover of every tabloid. We’re talking about the celebrities who rock an A-cup bra and not only aren’t afraid to show it off, but look damn good doing it. They may not have the perfect shape based on men’s magazines, but they don’t let that get in their way.

Forget cleavage. Today we’re all about the proud women who celebrate being a carpenter’s dream.

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Another week, another break up. I’m starting to wonder if there was some sort of memo circulating through Hollywood this month. Seriously, the mayor should really consider changing the name to Splitsville, USA. Yeah, none of us ever expect those celebrity relationships to last too long, but this is getting OOC. Thank goodness there’s not much to talk about in the Tiger/Jesse battle for head douchebag. At least we’ve got that going for us.

The Biggies:

1. In another celebrity cheating scandal, Larry King and wife Shawn Southwick are getting divorced because of a five year affair with her sister, Shannon Engemann! Talk about scandal. Apparently, Shawn discovered the affair because of Larry’s credit card statements which listed purchases from Cartier and a $160,000 car. Neither of which were for her. This disgusts me, not only because King is a cheating bastard, but because he is still finding women who want to see him in the buff.

2. Melissa Etheridge and partner Tammy Etheridge have separated after nine years together. They are asking for their privacy during this difficult time. The couple got married in Malibu in 2003 and have three year old twins together.

3. Leighton Meester and boyfriend Sebastian Stan split around the same time as Jessica Szohr and Ed Westwick last week. Apparently, Leighton “doesn’t know how to be in a relationship and really doesn’t like them” and some sources are saying that Leighton and Robert Pattinson are seeing each other! Rob was seen leaving Leighton’s apartment after spending the night and they’ve been having a texting (maybe sexting?) romance. I can’t say I’m opposed to this; if he’s not going to be with me, I’d rather him be with Blair Waldorf than Bella.

4. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are reportedly calling it quits… for good this time. Rumors are circulating because Justin is working on the movie, Bad Teacher, with ex-girlfriend, Cameron Diaz. Justin supposedly doesn’t respect Jessica anymore and makes fun of her to his friends, all while Cameron is prancing around lookin’ hot. Personally, I can not allow myself to believe that Justin Timberlake, my childhood (and present) love, would be such a douche. Besides, Cameron is said to be dating A-Rod, and I don’t think Justin would be dumb enough to mess with that ‘roided up mess.

5. Angelina Jolie is allegedly pregnant with baby #325. Multiple sources have confirmed the pregnancy because Angie has changed her diet and she has a “baby bump.” But sources from her camp say these rumors are “totally false.” I say: girl just had a big lunch. Why is it that everyone who is the slightest bit bloated is all of a sudden preggers?

Other Ish:

1. One of Tiger’s skanky homewreckers, Jamie Grubbs, was arrested this week for driving with a suspended license and had two warrants for the same offense in different cities. Her bail was set at $30,000. Perhaps Tiger will hook her up?

2. Vanessa Hudgens was seen leaving boyfriend Zac Efron’s house the morning after some sexy time in leopard print leggings, holding her shoes and waiting for a limo. Now that’s how you Walk of Shame in style.

3. Taylor Lautner attended a swinger party at director Bryan Singer’s house, sparking gay rumors. Please don’t let this be true, TayTay; the world has had enough to deal with this year.

4. Keira Knightley agreed to shoot a short film called Maze for director Stuart Pearson Wright for free because his budget is only $23,000. I love her, and this makes me love her even more.

5. In honor of Glee’s return this week: Here’s a little eye candy of Gleek hottie, Matthew Morrison

The latest trend in summer casual-wear, the “maxi-dress,” just may be my favorite. Because unlike the short-shorts, miniskirts, and flimsy sundresses of summers past, this one lets me get away with not shaving my legs.

Celebrities like Rachel Bilson, Kiera Knightly, and Jessica Simpson have been spotted out and about rocking ankle-length dresses and skirts lately, and I have to say, I think I’ll be jumping on this celeb-trend bandwagon very soon.

Not only is the maxi-dress forgiving of a little leg stubble, but it does a body good as well. PMS tummy bloat is easily hidden, but it has enough cling to still be sexy and not teeter along the edge of the mumu. Just make sure not to choose something too conservative in the neckline—without a little cleavage to balance out the lack of visible skin, you’ll look like you’re going to a toga party. And girls on the short side, like me, will likely look shorter—but let’s be honest, if you’re 5 feet tall, there’s not an outfit in the world that will make you look like a runway model.

Pair a maxi-dress or skirt with cute flats and a long necklace and work it!

AfterEllen.com (named after Ellen’s brave decision to come out on her popular sitcom, before the show was unfairly cancelled) is a website where same-sex oriented women can go to blog, meet, share and feel accepted.

AfterEllen has created a list of the hottest women in showbiz. What makes this list different from, let’s say, , is that it laughs in the face of the Lohan (#1 on Maxim and #79 on AfterEllen) and other stereotypical hotties.

Instead, women like Tina Fey, America Ferrera and Queen Latifah are considered sexy.

Even though I’m a straight female, I think this is totally empowering. The women on this list just seem to have more to offer – talent, brains AND a physical attractiveness. That’s a lot more than the typical hussies with t*ts and ass have to say, which is….well, not much at all.

Girl Power

(Photos of the Top 20 after the jump)

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Maybe I should have known better than to try and sit through 147 minutes of Johnny, Kiera and Orlando at midnight on a Saturday night. After all, I was not at all impressed with the sequel. Was I really hoping that “Pirates of the Carribean: At World’s End” would pull a 180 and recreate the magic of the original?

Unfortunately, it didn’t. No, it wasn’t as painful as sitting through the second one was. After all, “Dead Man’s Chest,” really did nothing but create dozens of loosely intertwining subplots while introducing a myriad of underdeveloped characters. For all its faults, at least “At World’s End” tied the stories together, and gave the movie a nice, albeit very unexpected, ending (while simultaneously setting the stage for brand new adventures if they so desire to create a Pirates 4).

My biggest gripe of the movie was that it did an awful job some key plot features. For example, remember the Kracken, that evil sea-thing that Davey Jones would summon to utterly destroy ships? Yeah, that puppy was nowhere to be found in the third film. It was briefly alluded to early on, and then at a certain point you actually see a dead creature that’s supposed to be the monster, but you’re never really able to tell. Perhaps I’m slow, but I didn’t even realize what that scene was all about until my walk home from the theater.

But lest you get me wrong, I was absolutely entertained. Then again, there are very few blockbuster movies that I don’t find entertaining. I just love the movies. So if you’re like me, and enjoy movies for their entertainment value, then by all means, check this one out. With a running time of almost three hours, you’ll no doubt get your money’s worth. But if you’re expecting to see Oscar-worthy performances, and hope it’s one of those films that you can’t wait to see again, you’re going to be supremely disappointed.