Today Kim Kardashian is 31 years old (she’s practically a fossil!). We got ahold of a schedule for the day that shows how Kim is celebrating (we got ahold of it because we made it up). Since Kim’s wedding was such a spectacle, her birthday celebration will most likely be one too.
•We are soooo excited for this film •The most exploitative celebrity photo sessions •Guess which newlywed already lost his wedding ring! •Apparently, celebs like to get arrested at airports •Kim Kardashian's one wedding regret •You're awesome pickup line of the month •Goop was spotted with our favorite Hulk
•Stars, they're just like us! •Some people are good at being evil, Julia Roberts is not one of them •When do you think the Simpsons should end? •The best unsexy costume ideas this year •The tools you need for the perfect manicure •Finding the right lipstick color for you •Mark your calendars, the super spawn is coming in February
The Kardashians are everywhere. I used to watch E! every morning, but now there's reruns of Keeping Up With The Kardashians instead of The Soup. I once resorted to watching Spongebob because I couldn't take it anymore. How much can this family monopolize itself? I'm confused why they have so many shows: Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami (twice!), Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Khloe and Lamar's Wedding Special, Khloe and Lamar.
•25 things you may not know about 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' •Giving oral just got dangerous •Why did Kim Kardashian already renew her vows? •There ARE hot librarians •Four healthy hair tips for fall •Who wouldn't want to dress their pet up in these adorable costumes?! •Emma Watson's brother is kind of cute
•Famous singers who can act as well •According to Kim and Khloe, their makeup addiction is because of...their father? •Is a post-toothbrush oral session safe? •Could this actor be the next James Bond? •The best mean ladies from TV and movies •Google makes beer?! •Celebrate October with some Halloween macaroons
•The other Kardashians aren't big Kris Humphries fans •There have been a good amount of famous guys getting nekkid onscreen •There's a slightly good chance that Nicolas Cage is a vampire •How to balance school and your social life in college •People get quite passive aggressive when they're hungry •Dinner in a movie cinemas are kind of genius •Real life Emmy lady love
•Will Season 4 be the best ever of 'Parks and Recreation'?? •Sofia Vergara thinks she looks like a transsexual •A reporter mocks Kim Kardashian on live TV •The Real Housewives of New York will look a little different next year. •Fall fashion inspired by 'Rent' •Is there a secret Jay-Z love child? •If web browsers were women
Singing is a sensitive topic, and very few of us can really do it. Once, my best friends attempted to ban me from singing in the car… rude. The issue is that some people use their fame to jumpstart a singing career that should never have even popped into their pretty little heads.
•Kim Kardashian's music video makes 'Friday' look like record gold •An easy back-to-school make-up look you need to try out •Britney's dancers outdo the VMA's tribute with their very own •Guess who's going to be in 'Dancing With the Stars'?! •Best colleges to find a husband •Evil dictators and their secret crushes •How to get long, sexy lashes
•The origins of our favorite funny girl, Zooey Deschanel •Get your sleep schedule back on track •The 5 kinds of dates you go on in college •Your cruel summer snack how to: the Bananarama •Who invented the vibrator? •Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries honeymoon in Italy •On withholding sex as punishment
•Did Selena and Justin split up?! •PETA's new venture...porn? •Don't mess with Betty White •Snooki knows how to stay classy at a pool party •Transition your outfit from classroom to nighttime •The taboo of the white wedding dress •What do you do outside of the Kardashian wedding? Photobomb of course
Sure, we all love an E! True Hollywood Story marathon, some late-night Chelsea Handler or some laughs with the incredibly sexy Joel McHale, but after six seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and three different spin-off shows, it's become almost impossible to turn on that channel without seeing one of the infamous Armenian princesses.
It's time. That moment when you are standing on the beach, or a yacht in Miami if you're annoying and you have to find a sexy way to take off your maxi dress (which sounds impossible might I add) and debut your healthy and freckle-less skin. To the rays of sunshine. And all of the men ogling at your fun bags and all the girls admiring your creativity to mix-match your Target swimsuit.
•True Blood Hottie Alexander Skarsgard receives an honorary degree •How to keep sex fresh and interesting •The knockoff version of Joie 'Leo' sandals won't break your bank •Hollywood sure like to release similar films...at the same time •Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy because they used a doppelganger? •Stars who got naked for their shows •8 essential laid back items
Whether you want one as big as Kim Kardashian's or something more subtle like J-Lo's (ok, it's not that subtle, but in comparison...) I have the perfect plan for you. While squats and lunges are my quick go-to favorite, they can get a little boring. Here are some easy ways to spice up your workout routine.
•5 reasons we're really excited for 'Captain America' •An epic look back at 'Harry Potter' •Do Sally Hansen's Salon Effects nail strips work? •In case you had doubts, Kim Kardashian's booty is 100% real •10 big companies that used to be cool •Whoa! It's two Brads! •Amazing coupons for the week
•The 10 kinds of guys you should avoid at all costs •Will you do the movie marathon of 'Harry Potter' films in theaters?? •How to keep the original Gleekers on TV after they graduate •The many women in George Clooney's life •Is Kim Kardashian losing her curves for the big day? •Our favorite Mermaids in pop culture •Katy Perry used to tape down her chest
•The 10 most ridiculous items on Kim Kardashian's wedding registry •Really really nasty fried food •Why we're madly in love with Jason Stackhouse •Get beachy waves without the sandy mess •Why Fergie sometimes looks prego •The 5 people you should avoid dating at all costs •Which songs do you think Glee should cover next?
•Katy Perry's new music video is our teen dream fantasy •Guess which TV show is the most-watched in the world •The new clothing label we're drooling over •Lindsay doesn't let her house arrest keep her from having fun •Kim Kardashian's prenup gives Kris Humphries nada •Prince William enjoys wearing ridiculous hats too •Why it feels weird to become a fan of a dead celebrity
• Prince Harry doesn't want to get married for a looooong time • A LeAnn Rimes has a sex tape, say it ain't so!! • Jake Pavelka gets one. more. chance. (Ugh!!) • Designer Josie Natori to team with Target for sexy lingerie line • 7 ways to detox and cleanse your bod • Do you just not like sex? • The secret to looking perfectly polished
•Meet Kim's fiance •Why wasn't this aired Saturday?! •The real reason we're excited for summer •The Best (and some of the Worst) Sunburns •Bar Refaeli's special Twitter message to Leo •The Bosley from ABC's 'Charlie's Angel's' is a vast improvement from Bill Murray •The music you need on your ipod
We ladies are constantly on the look out for the hottest fashion(at the lowest prices) and the coolest trends. Even the girl who just wears the same pair of jeans everyday is looking for a comfortable pair of denim that make her ass look great. And that's why we're constantly providing a running commentary on the fashion we see on a daily basis. While some of it is certainly cringe-worthy, there's a lot of it that is ooo-ahh-I-want-it-worthy. It's not uncommon to see strangers ask each other where someone bought something.
Reese Witherspoon is launching her own fragrance. I mean what celebrity doesn't have a fragrance these days? I mean, no, really, what celebrity doesn't? Reese Witherspoon is actually the 465th celebrity to ever do this. That's a lot of celebrities and definitely a lot of scents, which has gotten me thinking. How exactly do they create these scents? What exactly are the ingredients? They must be relevant to the celebs themselves right?
• The most romantic places on earth • Kim Kardashian gets a make-under • Legally blond? TRY LEGALLY MARRIED! • Finally! A stay put strapless bra! • 7 questionable Hello Kitty tattoos • Do you suffer from weekend weight loss sabotage? • Is Facebook destroying our sex lives??