How Courtney Stodden spent Valentine’s day, because you can’t resist

PETA says that going vegan will make you a sex god

Kobe and Vanessa Bryant were spotted kissing on Valentine’s Day

Mercedes sings “I Will Always Love You” on Glee

Kate Middleton’s V-Day… without William!

Child stars all grown up – how are they doing?

Finally, a headline we’ve been waiting for since 2003: Vanessa Bryant has filed for divorce from Kobe Bryant! Like countless other celebrity/California divorces, she cited “irreconcilable differences.” Also known as “you cheated on me one too many times, so I stayed with you through all your court trials and championships so that I could get my half of it all in 2011.” Yep, the Laker who plays for $25 million per year (and counting) did not have a freakin’ prenup. Maybe that’s not something you really think about when you get engaged six months after meeting on a music video shoot.

More power to you, Vanessa! Keep your head held high, and put your fist up in the air — you know, the one with that 8-carat purple diamond ring on it that’s worth $4 million alone. Collect your spousal support, take care of Natalia and Gianna and enjoy the fabulously single life, because your divorce is one of the Most Necessary Breakups of 2011 (well, in general, really)…congratulations!

Who else made the list? You know, all those whose headlines kinda made you smile with relief and gave you hope in humanity again. Let me refresh your memory…

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Who else thankfully called it quits? And who do you think still needs to? Hey, the year isn’t over yet, there’s still a chance they’ll come to their senses!

Ashley is a UC San Diego grad who is holding on way too tightly to a potential career in magazines and goes to Vegas all too often. She’s fascinated with celebrities and strawberry beer and doubles as a pathological texter/emailer/blogger. Feed the addiction with tweets @cashleelee. Thanks in advance.

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Hey there, Kobe Bryant. Mmmm.

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The fat free trend of the 90′s.

7 things I learned from Adam Lambert.

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Europe doesn’t love Britney.

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Looks like I’m not the only one going to the grocery store like a hot mess.

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Robert Pattinson stinks. No, for real.

There’s another Olsen?

What will the Idols be singing tonight?

Natalie Portman and Sean Penn. Iiiinteresting.

Milk does a body good.

Blend your own wine!

More drama for Kobe Bryant.

Economy gets many students interested in becoming RAs.

We sifted through the list of influencers to find the best of the bunch. Influential and hot…this is a list of pure perfection. What more could a girl ask for?

12. Michael Phelps- With 8 Olympic gold medals under his Speedo, Mr. Phelps can stroke my breast breast stroke me any day!

11. Mark Zuckerberg- This Facebook creater and cutie patootie may not be Brad, but he’s got this “I Lover Nerds” appeal that gives him a spot on our list. Plus he invented the best, most addictive website EVER.

10) Kobe Bryant- What can I say? It’s Kobe! He speaks a few languages, is an amazing bballer and is one hot, hot man…infidelity aside.

9. Brett Favre- What a comeback…and he’s still fine as hell.

8. Ryan Seacrest-You may be sick of him, cuz he’s EVERYWHERE, but hey…I don’t mind lookin’.

7. Jon Stewart- He’s funny, smart, and ohmygod those eyes.

6. George Clooney- Mista Clooney will be on every hot man list till he’s 6-feet-under…

5) Cristiano Ronaldo – Foreign + soccer player + check out that bod = HOT!

4. Brad Pitt- How do you spell hotsexgod? B-R-A-D-P-I-T-T

3. Heath Ledger - RIP… you’re still hot.

2. Christian Bale – He can go American Psycho on me wheneva, whereva.

1. David Beckham – I…um…god, wow…just, uh, look at the picture

Which hottie has the most influence on you?