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“Labor Pains” Gives Me Forehead Pains

When she’s not telling the world how much she loves Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan is doing what is sometimes called “acting” in front of cameras.  Her newest “film”, Labor Pains, just came out with a trailer, and from the looks of things, seems slated to be one of the most boring movies ever created.

Girl must pretend to be pregnant to keep her job.  Lindsay Lohan wears fake belly.  Good God.  I just…can’t…stop…laughing.

Watch the trailer.  And then let us know how much money you put on this movie tanking like a bath tub full of bricks.


LiLo Heads Back to Work

lohan.jpgIt has been so long since we’ve seen Lindsay Lohan in anything other than rehab/a bikini/a mugshot/the arms of her “girlfriend” that I sorta forgot she did anything else.

Yeah, it seems that Ms. Lohan was at one point an actress. Wait…now I remember. Mean Girls. I loved that movie! Oh man. Remember that part at the end when the girls are all sharing secrets and that girl was like, “Most people think I’m lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!”

Ha! Classic.

But back to my point. Lindsay has returned to work! She has been spending a lot of time on the set of her new movie, Labor Pains, and the reps for the movie say that everything is going A-Ok. Last time I checked, no one in Hollywood would insure a Lohan movie because she’s so…er….she’s a hot mess. But, the peeps behind Labor Pains decided Lohan was a risk worth taking. According to People:

“We were a little bit reluctant to work with her,” Lati Grobman, one of the producers, tells PEOPLE. “But she’s been amazing. We took the chance. It’s good that we did. So far, so good.” Read More »