Have you heard about the sex swing mishap on this season of “Khloe & Lamar”? For those who don’t know, Khloe sets up a “sex swing” for herself and hubby Lamar to use. And then proceeds to fall out of it as they’re about to use it. But how do I know this, you ask? I couldn’t possibly have seen them try to use a sex swing in the privacy of their own bedroom, you say. Um, wrong. Because there is a camera in the bedroom. Complete with night vision. It’s like Kim’s sex tape, but higher quality! And with amateur acrobatics!

And the weirdness doesn’t end there. After her sex swing fail (Side note: are sex swings a thing now?), Khloe converts a spare bedroom into a “sex chamber of love.” And Lamar is so not into it. He totally shoots her down. But then he motorboats her. Uh, consolation prize? Yeah, I’m just as confused as you are.

The Kardashians have become serious over-sharers. I mean, I know that they built their empire on over-sharing, but still. Cameras in the bedroom? That’s just tacky. Not to mention shameless. We don’t need to see that.

I have a feeling this isn’t the last we’re going to see of Khloe and Lamar’s bedroom antics. Their sex life seems to be a big theme for the upcoming season. Here are a few more really awkward things we can expect from Khloe and Lamar over the next few weeks. Read More »

Does it bother anyone else that whenever any celebrity has obtained a sense of stardom and/or a relationship, they feel the sudden urge to become a published author (with their own signature clothing line/scent)?  An author who gives their oh-so-valuable advice to the general public?  It was bad enough when Jennifer Love Hewitt decided to write her own book as if she was some kind of cupid messenger,   but now the Kardashian sisters are jumping on the bandwagon?

As embarrassing as this is to admit (but I have to in order to prove my point), I watch the show. I read the tabloids. I know these girls, so the thought of taking their advice in my personal life shakes me to the core. Combined, these three women have made a sex tape, married a boyfriend in a time span of a couple months, and birthed a child from the biggest douche-lord on the planet. Do you really want to take relationship advice from these chicas?!

I can see it now, “Chapter One: Sex Tapes 101 and Other Ways to Get Famous.“

I have no idea what sort of sound advice these women can give (besides tips on keeping your hair luxurious and shiny/making 12 pounds of eye makeup look super sultry) but I think I can predict what the outline of this book will look like: Read More »

Wanna dress like the stars? Who doesn’t? But since most of us can barely afford dinner, let alone the newest Louboutin OTK boots, I’m gonna be your personal (Faux) Rachel Zoe and help you look like those Hollywood starlets without spending like them. Because there’s nothing better than looking fabulous on a budget.

Khloe Kardashian is notorious for being the loud, outspoken baby sister of the Kardashian kclan.  I guess you gotta have that personality when your one older sister just popped out a baby and the other is famous for a sex tape. But while her personality makes a bold statement, it’s her fashion choices that speak the loudest.

When it comes to their closets, all three Kardashiennes lean toward what’s trendy, expensive and high fashion. But Khloe has adopted a chic, edgy and perfectly personal spin on style sets her apart from the rest of the family and, I can’t deny it, makes me drool a little. She has mastered the art of taking something basic to a whole new level. Girlfriend can take a boring black tee and make it fabulous.

Khloe also knows exactly how to dress for her body, which might be the sexiest thing of all. Although she towers over her two older sisters, she isn’t afraid to accentuate her 5’10’’ frame with heels or her favorite over-the-knee high-heeled boots.  And she doesn’t mind, because she knows she looks good.

She is often seen lookin’ fly in her go-to outfit of a black shirt paired with skinny jeans.  A bold statement piece of jewelry and black nail polish are always a must, and both have really become her signature accessories. Well, those and her new man, Lamar.

Now, I can’t nab you an Odom to call your own, I can get you Khloe’s chic look on a much friendlier “I don’t have a reality show” budget. Read More »

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Justin Timberlake and Kings of Leon mashup? Awesome.

Lamar Odom signs his life away to Khloe. Finally.

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Victoria Beckham is totes over food.

The whole thing was scripted?! NO!

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